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We cant work with this guy so they went out on their own. >> dr. howard, dr. fine, dr. howard. >> it took peoples minds off their real troubles. a lot of it was depression era comedy. they were always looking for something to eat. come on boys, weve got to get something to eat. i think i saw a roasted turkey. >> give us something to eat. >> youre hungry, huh? >> i never appreciated how funny they were, how intricate and well written a lot of their things were. >> this is football, chump. all you...

>> historically, most of the duos have been either two men or a man and a woman. theres very few two female comedy roles. >> they dealt with more contemporary subjects than their peers. they wandered into romantic attraction, and you could see in some cases manipulating men on dates, or using beauty. its really subject matter that wandered far afield from what everyone else was doing. >> is your name fred heel? >> no ted healy is the name. >> he had three stooges he would berate. larry fine, cur...

So ann custer has a town hall meeting and heres what happened. roll the tape. >> can you address benghazi? what are you going to do about benghazi? why isnt benghazi at the top of your issue? >> well, im certainly not here to talk about it. were here to talk about the middle east. >> this is the middle east. benghazi is the middle east. >> she looks like -- billy, she looks as stupid as mo howard after he was hit with a ball peen hammer in the head. has anyone noticed our stupidest people no lon...

>> you can address benghazi? >> what are you going to do about benghazi? why isnt benghazi at the top of your issue? >> well, im certainly not here to talk about it. we are here to talk about the middle east. >> that is the middle east. >> lynn i cant is like right in the middle of the middle east. benghazi is is the middle east. >> so -- >> -- she looks like, billy, she looks as stupid as mo howard after shrimping him with a ballpean hammer in the head. does anyone notice that our stupid people...

the factor begins right now. ♪ ♪ hi im poirl. thanks for watching the special edition of the factor. watters world meets miller time. hide the kids because the next hour will be very provocative, entertaining and at times a bit over the top. we begin with the d man. >> so you believe that barack obama wants to l, billy, you sayr of every night i hear you almost saying he is too smart. he must have a play. he doesnt have a play, billy. he doesnt have a play, man. this isnt any jujit...

the factor begins right now. ♪ ♪ hi im poirl. thanks for watching the special edition of the factor. watters world meets miller time. hide the kids because the next hour will be very provocative, entertaining and at times a bit over the top. we begin with the d man. >> so you believe that barack obama wants to diminish the power of america? >> well, billy, you say every night i hear you almost saying he is too smart. he must have a play. he doesnt have a play, billy. he doesnt have...

>> to predict winners? >> they love him because he is using -- is he like a money ball guy. he can predict final four. >> he can work in vegas. >> i dont know what he does. all right, now, mcguirk, you have picked the north korean dictator kim jong un. why? >> kim jong loon. he did not make it there like saddam hussein and other dictators in the world. one strike against him. anyway, he has mandated that his people, primarily the college students of north korea that they get his stupid mo howard...

Ruining a church in chicago now, exekial who ruined obamacare. >> im on the oreilly factor for god sakes. that is really good, miller. all right. >> lets go to new hampshire. there is a congress woman up there named ann custer and ann had a little... >> right. >> get your last joke ready. everyone. all right. ann custer has a town hall meeting and here is what happened roll tape. >> can you address benghazi? >> what are you going to do about benghazi? >> why isnt benghazi at the top of your issu...

Chicago and now ezekiel as in emanuel ruining obama care. >> did you memorize that? >> yes. >> its what i do. im on "the oreilly factor" for gods sake. >> ill watch the rerun just to see that. >> thank you. theres a congresswoman in new hampshire named ann custer and had a little -- thats right. get your list. get your laughs in. jokes ready, everyone. so ann custer has a town hall meeting and heres what happened. roll the tape. >> can you address benghazi? >> no. >> what will you do about ben...