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Enough ed curly who calls it the carolina reaper. >> curry, no pun intended. at his store, he sells all kinds of products. he says you only need a little of the carolina reaper to know why it is in the guinness book of world records. >> if that thing is in the guinness book of world records it has to be crazy hot. >> i would love -- [ moaning ] >> do you like hot food? >> id like to try it. >> i grew in new jersey, jalapenos. i thought new jersey is not that hot. it was whipping hot. maybe not t...

Could have wiped out suppliers. that could have set off this huge train reaction where ford, who did not get a bailout, ford may have had to file for bankruptcy because of lack of auto parts. youre seeing this report come out and although you see taxpayers having to foot the bill $10 billion it could have been worse. >> a lot of people are saying this was a successful strategy after the moaning and groaning of wringing of hands. >> the u.s. was never in it to make a profit. >> thank you for the ...

Through, gravel and glass and big rocks on the tracks were flying into the windows. i managed to put my bag in front of my face. i dont have any cuts. once i stood up, i immediately i still have my phone, its shattered. it works. i called 911. >> when it finally comes to its resting place, what are you seeing, smelling, hearing? >> that photo that i took, that just without the dust settled. i couldnt see anything, it was just smoevenlth i realized the train was on its side, all, everything was f...

Were approaching the station that it just started to tilt a little bit and knew something was up right away. >> how are you doing tonight? >> actually, im one of the lucky ones, thank you. some bumps and cuts, but im okay, thanks. >> oh, my goodness. a woman fell on you. do you know how she is doing? >> i dont, actually. i think she was, she was pretty beat up. because after, you know, we stopped, everybody just hung there for a second until we realized what just happened. then we started to get...

Friend, they pleaded with them to check the area. it was only then they discovered him moaning, helplessly crammed between two buildings. >> they would not have found him for who knows how long. he would probably be dead right now. >> he is said to be in stable condition. how he got stuck remains a mystery. trapped for two days. police and fire crews, once they located him, they responded to the scene immediately. it took about an hour-and-a-half to rescue him. they are now trying to figure out ...

>> she was moaning and crying and her eyes were still glazed to where she wasnt focusing and all of a sudden her eyes opened really big and she turned her head to me. as soon as that happened she started responding to questions. it was just this huge sigh of relief, what we did worked. kylies here. she started crying for her mom. and just kept telling her, kylie, honey, youre going to be okay. moms on her way. >> the coaches with the help of the aed have saved kylies life and airlift her to hous...

Late night comedians are having a field day with that one. here was jimmy fallon last night. >> congress has never been less popular. in fact, this new poll found that americans have a better opinion of zombies than members of congress. which is weird because theyre not that different from each other. i mean, not -- take a look. first we have zombies with creepy discolored skin. while congress has john boehner. very orange-like skin. here are zombies, do a lot of moaning. congress does a lot of ...

Comedians were having a field day with that one. here was jimmy fallon last night. >> congress has never been less popular. this new poll found americans have a better opinion of zombies than members of congress. [ laughter ] >> which is weird. theyre not that different from each other. we have zombies with creepy discolored skin and congress has john boehner. zombies do a lot of moaning and congress does a lot of postponing. and zombies would destroy civilization as we know it. congress, give i...

Of congress. which is weird because theyre not that different from each other. i mean, not -- take a look. first we have zombies with creepy discolored skin. while congress has john boehner. very orange-like skin. here are zombies, do a lot of moaning. congress does a lot of postponing. and last, zombies will destroy civilization as we know it. congress, give it a few more days. there you go. >> well, i was on the tonight show last night to talk about my new book "tip and the gipper." and we dis...

Americans can get insurance not covered before, this is somehow an outrage, the younger 18 to 35-year-olds that are healthy that need to get in the system to keep the premiums, the idea they are the primary target you guys need to understand this is evil. bringing 11 million people -- >> wait, two thirds of them voted -- >> i find that repulsive. >> as much as i support universal health care and oppose what the gop is doing, i dont think thats what they are doing, piers -- >> i seen advertising....