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Weve just received word that the u. S. Postal service has been shut down due to rampant allegations of sex with young boys. It now appears that the only people who can be trusted with confessions and guidance is your local news station. Wmz news will be back in. A young boy. From comedy centrals world news headquarters if new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah our guest tonight is ...

Weve just received word that the u. S. Postal service has been shut down due to rampant allegations of sex with young boys. It now appears that the only people who can be trusted with confessions and guidance is your local news station. Wmz news will be back in. A young boy. From comedy centrals world news headquarters if new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah our guest tonight is ...

Khattala, whisking him off to navy warship. U. S. Intelligence tracked him to small seaside villa and quickly captured khattala without firing a shot. No one was hurt. Jon no shots, no wounds, no errors. The commanders even spruced up the villa for the next b b guests, which i thought was very nice. Great news all around, wellplanned operation, executed flawlessly, terrorists captured without casualties. Cannot find a single thing wrong, which is probably why i dont work at fox. What took the Ob...

Bit later. But our top story, we have a big story, there is big news out of libya. The u. S. Has captured the s the attack in bank of england, libya. Commandos with drones overhead grabbed ahmed abu khattala, whisking him off to navy warship. U. S. Intelligence tracked him to small seaside villa and quickly captured khattala without firing a shot. No one was hurt. Jon no shots, no wounds, no errors. The commanders even spruced up the villa for the next b b guests, which i thought was very nice. ...

Ahmed abu khattala. 641 days after the president vowed to bring the killers to justice. Jon for gods sake, obama good night the guy you have been come make about. Why are you being such moby dicks about this. Oh, melville, why did you name your symbol of evil if a modern world . How easy should it have been for us to get him . Khattala had been living in plain sight. He always met with journalists in public fairched sipping lattes at a local hotel in bank of england. Sitting outside a hotel sipp...

But i was just being hard on soccer because i love it. I wanted it to get better and it did. Youre welcome. Folks, this was a thriller of match. Team u. S. A. s Clint Dempsey stunned ghana with a goal in the opening 29 seconds, which is good, because most americans Attention Span for soccer is 30 seconds. Ole, ole, ole, ole unfortunately, due to copyright issues, i cannot show you more than 15 seconds of world cup video, but weve done our best to bring you all the excitement of the big moment. T...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Good show tonight. From the movie think like a man too, think like a man too, the great, the hilarious kevin hart will be joining us a little bit later. But our top story, we have a big story, there is big news out of libya. The u. S. Has captured the suspected ringleader of the attack in bank of england, libya. Commandos with drones overhead grabbed ahmed a...

Africa. He talked at the new public library. [ applause ] thank y thank you. This is a wonderful institution and gave me an event to look at this great book. It is a great book. It was a thrill to be asked to do this with greg tonight. He comes at it as a historian and i am a reader of his book and a leader of melville and that is wellfitting we should be meeting into the new york library to talk about the greatest new yorker that ever lived. I dont think anybody stands in his wake. And to talk ...

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Out to computers that trains are not running from this station, fremont or union city. Commuters have been told to head to hayward bart or bay fair if you are going to San Francisco. We spoke with one man headed to san bruno this morning who says he understands why the trains are shut down but its still frustrated. Its going to affect me. Im probably going to be half hour or hour late. It seems like as soon as the bart people got what they wanted, it was more accidents and more delays and stuff ...