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"planet of the apes." jihad monkeys, screamed the "new york post." monkey see, monkey kill. even a monkey could shoot a hole in this story. but instead, we let an expert on primates take aim, dr. shawn evans. your basic reaction to a jihad monkey, pointing a gun, holding it at american soldiers is -- >> absurd. >> just remember, there is nothing ever too absurd to be a random moment of the day.

The time they do, but heparin slipped through the cracks and the results were deadly. in the case of heparin, that is a case never been solved. u.s. investigators know that someone deliberately tainted it, but who were the individuals responsible and how was it done? they dont know. so that is troubling, because when there are problems the u.s. does not have the same power in china as here, and so getting to the source to a problem is much more difficult. >> thank you for bringing this important...

>> reporter: according to the "peoples daily online" out of china. it ended up as one of those memorable animation. taliban fighters are supposedly taking orphan monkeys and teaching them to identify american uniforms and shoot. sounds like something out of the "planet of the apes." jihad monkeys screamed "new york post." "monkey see, monkey kill." even a monkey should shoot a hole in this store, but instead we let an expert on primates take aim, dr. shawn evans. your basic reaction to a jihad m...

Cities. or hes getting help. one clue? while he may not have a name, he does have a facebook page. the mystery monkey of tampa bay. he writes on his facebook page, mystery monkey of tampa bay enjoyed a refreshing swim and some delicious fruit yesterday. sorry about the screen, renee. another day of freedom. got to go. >> nice. >> reporter: the last person to see him has this tip for searchers. >> fled. the assailant fled in an easterly direction. >> reporter: the biggest concern as i report this...

Bay enjoyed a refreshing swim and delicious fruit yesterday. sorry about the screen, renee. another day of freedom. got to go. >> reporter: the last person to see him has this tip for searchers. >> fled. the assailant fled in an easterly direction. >> reporter: the biggest concern as i report, this is not what youve seen and learned but if there are any primates watching, because, as you know, monkey see, monkey do. kerry sanders, nbc news, seminole, florida. that does it for me. im david shus...

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