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Tonight, i am so pleased to report that the canadian justice system is finally taking on a very important case. as far as im concerned, its really the trial of the century. ladies and gentlemen, today the ikea monkey trial began in ontario. you must remember the ikea monkey. i know i simply cannot forget him. darwin was wandering around an ikea parking lot back in december, wearing a diaper and a little shearling coat. he was confiscated by toronto animal services. its illegal to keep monkeys as...

Time now for the "ridiculist." tonight, i am so pleased to report that the canadian justice system is finally taking on a very important case. as far as im concerned, its really the trial of the century. ladies and gentlemen, today the ikea monkey trial began in ontario. you must remember the ikea monkey. i know i simply cannot forget him. darwin was wandering around an ikea parking lot back in december, wearing a diaper and a little shearling coat. he was confiscated by toronto animal services....