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somebody binds you to them. comedians dont have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. im feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i dont drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. theres such an uncontrolled physical response. its very similar biologically to orgasm. stage s...

who are complaining about gary lineker. ..but until the budget. the calm down chancellor will be on his feet on wednesday with a vow to get the country back to work. we think that we have the chance to be one of the fastest—growing countries in europe. politicians agree the way we make our living isnt good enough. growth has been measly. but the government and labour dont agree on the fix. we have one big question this morning — not whether the bbc and its biggest star can kiss and...

Clashed for the second day running in central paris. The unrest was caused by a deadly shooting on friday at a kurdish cultural centre. The suspect has been taken to a police psychiatric unit for health reasons. Now on bbc news, ending the falklands. This programme contains details some viewers may find upsetting. Recording now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, im ready to go. Are you keen to answer it as well . Oh, yes, yes. You can stop to think about an answer, you dont have to do it all in one go it...

said this about declaring a state of emergency in his city. watch. >> we may have to do that. theres going to be a point that we may have to do that. at this point and the white house has asked foe a listen to said just yesterday on this network. >> did the white house ask you not to declare a state of emergency? >> absolutely not. you know, one of the things im thankful for the white house, the federal government, theyve done a good job of working with us and helping us. >> jacqui hei...

carts are demanding action over the same rocketing prices. so could all of that, any of that, happen here? were all over it with alex hogan in london on truss moving out. peter doocy on the white house still digging in. shannon bream on if any party in power needs to listen up. and why jeb bush says hes fed up, not with just soaring prices, but right now falling school grades for our kids. attention, class. its not dismissed. welcome, everybody. im neil cavuto. happy to have you on a b...

Clashed for the second day running in central paris. The unrest was caused by a deadly shooting on friday at a kurdish cultural centre. Those are the headlines on bbc news. Now on bbc news, zelensky The Making Of A president. For weeks, Volodomyr Zelensky has been leading from the front as ukraine resists russias invasion. Explosion comforting the war� s many victims, berating ukraines enemies. Sobs. And demanding more from her allies. A war that was supposed to last days has now lasted months...

president putin has called for greater military co—operation between russia and china in a video call with xijinping. the chinese leader said the two countries should continue co—operation, without giving details. you are watching bbc news. now — ending the falklands war. a warning this programme contains scenes some viewers may find upsetting. recording now. yeah, yeah, yeah. right, im ready to go. are you keen to answer it as well? oh, yes, yes. you can stop to think about an a...

universities or working for humanitarian aid groups. the council has called for �*the full, equal and meaningful participation of women and girls�*. you are watching bbc news. recording now. yeah, yeah, yeah. right, im ready to go. are you keen to answer it as well? oh, yes, yes. you can stop to think about an answer, you dont have to do it all in one go — its just a conversation with me and ill take you — ill take you through the experiences. absolutely, yeah, yeah, 0k. clappe...

>> whats on the idiot box? >> its only an idiot box if an idiot is watching. >> this period in time will be looked at as the platinum age. >> our obligation is to entertain. if weve left something to think about, so much the better. >> kunta kinte. >> television should not be just entertainment. >> charges were leveled at the commercial television networks. >> congress has no right to interfere in the media. >> well, excuse me! >> we have the responsibility to give the audience what it...