Like a sad ventriloquist puppet. [drumroll] this judge is giving me a gag order. [slams] no respect. Bong, bong, bing, bing, bing. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. When the cohen gets tough plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer Hudson and marisa abela featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] your number one. [cheers and applause] have a good show. Tuesday, tuesday, happy tuesday, baby. Happy tuesday, my friends. Hey thank you very much look at that. Here, down there. There we go. Welcome, my friends. Please, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] the number one news story laying eggs in our National Brain continues to be the trump trial here in manhattan. The last four weeks have been full of lurid and shocking sexual revelations that we learned six years ago. Its been a real case of deja ewww. Once agai
Lot of razors and sleeps in a boiler room, comedian, founder of Western Razor company, david angelo. And shes frail, pale and can escape from any jail, New York Times bestselling author and Fox News Contributor kat timpf. Before we get to some news stories, lets do this. [ ] gregs leftovers. Greg its leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always its the first time im reading them so if they sok we will dress joe mackie as a dog and sent him to kristi noem. Unless the weather is bad. Sunday is mothers day and we actually got our hands on a few celebrity cards. Like this one. Mom, thanks for not murdering dad, happy mothers day. Love chelsea. By the way, bill clinton is planning to get up early and prepare breakfast in bed and then he will go home to hillary. [ laughter ] whoa. Greg and this one is nice, a stepmom, what are you up on up to later . Want to party . Love hunter. The guy does not have boundaries. All right, dear mom, happy mothers day, see you soon,
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Now about our featured attraction Walter Isaacson. Id be surprised if. If you havent already seen him on tv in the past few days or or read a bit about his new book because, well, hes been everywhere and for good reason. The release of another biography by Walter Isaacson has become an event in itself. Hes staked out a wellearned reputation as the preeminent biographer of geniuses and whether hes writing about brilliant people from from long ago, like leonardo da vinci, Benjamin Franklin and albert einstein, or more contemporary, innovative figures of our age, like steve jobs, jennifer, Jennifer Doudna or henry kissinger. You can bet the result will be a fascinating, revealing, comprehensive and vividly told book. Walters take on elon musk is certainly all that and the story turned out to be even more than walter bargained for when he set out a couple of years ago to do the biography. Back then, walter thought hed be writing mainly about moscows technological trailblazer, a leader in t