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Impeachment trial and quoted the 1950s tv show dragnet to explain one of his points. Dragnet . [ light laughter ] oh my god, dude, are you afraid the glasses werent making you look old enough . [ laughter ] why dont you just put a bandaid on your face and be done with it [ laughter ] President Trump performed the coin flip before this weekends Army Navy Football game. Its the first recorded instance of trump intentionally letting go of money. [ laughter ] im going to need that back. [ laughter ]...

This is a story about stubbornness and ingenuity, and yes, about speed, too. It is the story of a quest to design and build the worlds fastest car, and then to find a place flat enough, long enough, to actually drive it. There are not many spots on this particular planet suitable for racing faster than the speed of sound. You cant just pick a straight stretch of road. At 500, 700, 900 miles an hour, the wheels would rip apart mere tarmac, which is why we have come to a remote corner of south afr...

The land speed record with the british Bloodhound Team hoping to smash the Current Record of 763 miles per hour. Andrew harding was given exclusive access to the team on the salt flats of the Northern Cape of south africa. Well, the thing about the land speed record is it is the last of the amateur corinthian sports. It is done purely for the love, the fascination of it. Some people argue, well, the old cars are no more, but forget it is a car, we are pushing the boundaries of engineering to its...

Arsenal and everton are in new talks its like the word moves. So just for new managers. Several jedi its like the word moves. So just severaljedi are stilljust a jedi. A story of Christmas Joy acorss the generations what happened when young and old got together for a festive celebration. Weve been hearing about how london good morning. Its beginning to look fire brigade has been criticised by inspectors, saying its not a lot like christmas here in covent well run. Garden in london, despite the f...

Announced plans to move 20,000 people off this island and neighbouring islands by early 2020. Movement on that has been extremely slow. And people, particularly women and children, keep arriving on these islands every week. Also coming up. The driver, being pushed sideways by a lorry down one of londons busiest roads. How Singer Ellie Goulding came to the rescue. Shapps good morning. Welcome to bbc newsroom live. Iamjoanna i am joanna gosling. Borisjohnson has held his first Cabinet Meeting sinc...

Thank you very much, jane. It has been nature restart for much of the country, and dry, with some sunshine. It has been a chilly start for much of the country. The fog has been quite dense across parts of northern, western england, into the midlands and parts of northern ireland. This is in between those dry and cold weather systems. This feature across the south east has brought a really wet night to parts of south east england and east anglia. We are looking at further rain moving on, as you c...

This is a story about stubbornness and ingenuity, and yes, about speed, too. It is the story of a quest to design and build the worlds fastest car, and then to find a place flat enough, long enough, to actually drive it. There are not many spots on this particular planet suitable for racing faster than the speed of sound. You cant just pick a straight stretch of road. At 500, 700, 900 miles an hour, the wheels would rip apart mere tarmac, which is why we have come to a remote corner of south afr...

Cold enough for some frost across the north but for most of england and wales, temperatures between temperatures between 3 and 6 celsius. Further showers to come, then, through monday, but bigger gaps between the showers and a bit more in the way of sunshine. The exception to that theme, western scotland, where there will be some rain and even some snow pushing into western areas. Hello this is bbc news with ben brown. The headlines now on bbc news. Bloodhound and its driver andy green are hopin...

Record as we know it. This is a story about stubbornness and ingenuity, and yes, about speed, too. It is the story of a quest to design and build the worlds fastest car, and then to find a place flat enough, long enough, to actually drive it. There are not many spots on this particular planet suitable for racing faster than the speed of sound. You cant just pick a straight stretch of road. At 500, 700, 900 miles an hour, the wheels would rip apart mere tarmac, which is why we have come to a remo...

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