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June 20, 2024
We fought the good fight. We just didnt win. This comes hours after the senate announced it has come up with a bipartisan plan that would lift the debt ceiling and reopen the u. S. Government more than two weeks after it was shut down. The markets opened up and rose again. The huge worry was the u. S. Treasury was about to run out of the ability to borrow money, something that never happened before, something World Leaders recession. Push to World Leaders breathed a sigh of relief. The stock mar...
June 20, 2024
Thaub commit crimes the department is creating [inaudible] im calling for a hearing in order to understand and quantify the need foosupport victims of these crimes, particularly Domestic Violence who [inaudible] study the opportunities unique to that agency and look at how a new program can coordinate with otheragy squz look forward to working with city staff and [inaudible] the rest of my items i will submit thank you mr. President. Supervisor co00 thank you very much. I have no legislation to ...
June 20, 2024
Colleagues on the back ofhering we held a budget and finance meeting [inaudible] today i introduce a number of hearing request to dwil down a solution jz service tooz reduce the Homeless Population in the city. The first is housing aungez frz had homeless which will [inaudible] including the discussion of support housing and transitial housing and other aungez option. The second is the housing ladder thmpt City Government should provide Affordable Housing authority for the homeless and formally ...
June 20, 2024
Does that surprise anyone . No. How many of you knew that dogs had Human Emotions . How many of you think that your beanie babies have Human Emotions . I had to ask to weed out the crazies. Scie this is an nbc news special report. Heres brian williams. Good day from new york. With the government shut down now for over two weeks and with hours to go until this deadline for a debt ceiling in washington, and, by the way, with public discontent at an alltime modern era high toward our elected offici...
June 20, 2024
Stewart. Thank you for joining us. Our guests tonight shall were excited about this from the hill aruous Television Program key and peele, we have keele and pee on the show tonight. Chors plaus. Jon lucky was farsd, man, those dudes are funny. If you are anything like me, you cant digest milkment but also laughter you watch a lot of television news. And if you do you might have noticed the question that is increasingly on the med whys mind. Was this racist . An Alabama Sorority accused of reject...
June 20, 2024
Gone for prorussian protesters to clear out of donetske. Calling for a referendum on independence. A mob brutally attacked a detroit man who accidentally hit a tenyearold boy with his truck. A group of men surrounded him and savagely beat him. Police are looking at race as a possible motive. An ancient piece of papyrus suggest jesus was married, is real. Seven new acts waiting to enter the roc rock n roll half fame. Well stand up on this stage and do what we love to do. Are there cracks in the u...
June 20, 2024
For a landmark trade deal with europe. Also ahead, go home. Somali refugees in kenya have told they have to leave, they say that will put them back in danger. And on the frail of the lizard kings. The worlds most notorious wild life trafficker. Afghanistans president has announced he wont sign an agreement to keep u. S. Troops there after next year. They should support the deal, but that he would leave it to the next president to give its final approval. Elections are due in 24 teen. One of the ...
June 20, 2024
Now were an army of our own. I cant guarantee you will live, but i can guarantee before this is is over the winner of the console wars will be decided. Our new leader has joined us to make sure the system is the ps4. All hail the princess the princess. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. Thank you for joining us. Our gues...
June 20, 2024
Save money by paying for fewer Police Officers regardless of the local agency in response for stationed officer at checkpoints. A consistent presence at these checkpoints is critical. I look forward to a bright discussion regarding security today and in the future. I firmly believe that we should not adjourn without at least continuing to address this issue. I want to thank the chief for his perspective on this. He gave me a new insight about predictability and the fact that if it is known that ...
June 20, 2024
Millions knew of him as a leader, others a bloodthirsty butcher. The Prime Minister died saturday at the age of 85. After eight years in a coma his son said ariel sharon died on his own terms. Translation thats it, hes gone. He went when he decided to go considered by some to be the greatest military field commander israel knew, many mourn the man they say was the fiercest defender in the state. The state of israel mourns today the lose of one of its greatest leaders, former Prime Minister ariel...