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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120315:08:25:00

Because the good news is were getting wetter fuel economy, the bad news is the highway trust fund then gets less money. so we have to figure out another way to make sure that we can fill that trust fund because i believe and most of us believe at least that there ought toob dedicated source of funding making use of the user fees that we get. >> senator barbara boxer, democrat, california thank you for being with us tonight, congratulations on your bill today. >> house has to pass the senate bill...
Highway Trust Fund Bad News Trust Fund Fuel Economy Barbara Boxer United States Senate

Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120315:01:25:00

Time for obvious reasons, because we dont want people to feel the pinch. we are facing a big problem here. because the good news is were getting wetter fuel economy, the bad news is the highway trust fund then gets less money. so we have to figure out another way to make sure that we can fill that trust fund because i believe and most of us believe at least that there ought toob dedicated source of funding making use of the user fees that we get. >> senator barbara boxer, democrat, california th...
Highway Trust Fund Bad News Fuel Economy Barbara Boxer User Fees Trust Fund

Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120224:08:57:00

Simply not true. not true. the states election commission reviewed more than 200 names and found no instances of dead people voting. most cases were human error. in three cases, absentee ballots were received from voters who later died. okay. the commission said continuing the review would be costly for the state. attorney general wilsons office released a statement saying we cant simply rely on the review of some 200 of 950 records. that is unsatisfactory. lets turn to ben jealous, president an...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120224:04:57:00

>> we know for a fact the number could be higher than 900. turns out that those facts are simply not true. not true. the states election commission reviewed more than 200 names and found no instances of dead people voting. most cases were human error. in three cases, absentee ballots were received from voters who later died. okay. the commission said continuing the review would be costly for the state. attorney general wilsons office released a statement saying we cant simply rely on the review ...
Election Commission Human Error Absentee Ballots Attorney General Wilson Ben Jealous Of Naacp

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120202:00:25:00

>> what was that product? >> jones new york, the clothingmaker. >> it was tasteful and classy. >> thank you. >> thank you david corn and thank you dee dee. >> on behalf of jones new york, thank you. why newt gingrich is beginning to remind people of his famous monty python bid. youre watching "hardball." remember this one? only on msnbc. if there was a pill to help protect your eye health as you age...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120202:00:29:00

Back to "hardball" now for the side show. first up, no giving up. newt gingrich is standing by his decision to stick out the race until the convention in august but with pro romneys superpacs shelling out to bombard voters with negative ads about the former speaker newts campaign could be in pieces by convention time. take this e-mail released by politico. quote, newt equals the black knight in monty python. monty python had his legs and arms chopped off in battle. still wanted to fight. here is...
Guy Stands Up Side Show Beats Newt Gingrich Pro Romney Speaker Newt Superpacs Shelling

Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20120201:22:29:00

Convention time. take this e-mail released by politico. quote, newt equals the black knight in monty python. monty python had his legs and arms chopped off in battle. still wanted to fight. here is how the black knight fights on even when he has been dealt enough blows to have lost all his limbs. >> im invincible. >> youre a looney. >> all right. well call it a draw. >> i see. running away, hey? come back here and take whats coming to you. ill bite your legs off! >> thats cruel. just like in tha...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20111224:07:58:00

Movie ever made if you look it up. "guinness book of world records" says its the worst. >> dana: i love that. im glad the british taxpayers havent complained. imagine if something like that happened on one of our ships. there would be uproar. >> our guys arent doing that. >> dana: they are doing the work. >> greg: there is always the -- >> eric: they are tougher than that. >> greg: the idea that british military are very, very tough people. but they like to have fun. they do silly stuff, but the...
Dana Perino Taxpayers Haven T Guinness Book Of World Records Greg Gutfeld Guys Aren T British Military

Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20111223:22:58:00

Movie ever made if you look it up. "guinness book of world records" says its the worst. >> dana: i love that. im glad the british taxpayers havent complained. imagine if something like that happened on one of our ships. there would be uproar. >> our guys arent doing that. >> dana: they are doing the work. >> greg: there is always the -- >> eric: they are tougher than that. >> greg: the idea that british military are very, very tough people. but they like to have fun. they do silly stuff, but the...
Dana Perino Taxpayers Haven T Guys Aren T Guinness Book Of World Records Greg Gutfeld British Military

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