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Voters are angry. all the polls say the democrats are in deep trouble. so a smoke screen is needed to mask reality, something to drive attention away from the economy and other problems. a few weeks ago the president went after congressman john boehner, the republican. well, that didnt go anywhere. so now some lefties are bringing fox news back into the war zone. if you visit the left wing web sites the rhetoric is pretty much all the same. fox news lies, fox news is a propaganda arm of the repu...

Party. its theres none. thats not your water coming to a boil, its our nightly checkup. its tea time. 50% of life is really an imitation of a monty python sketch. there comes this letter. i would like to register the house tea party caucus as a congressional member of organization. americans call for the fiscal responsibility, adherence to the institution -- michele bachmann, chairwoman michele bachmann. chairwoman michele bachmann of the house tea party caucus. consistenting of the following me...

Party member. the new mason-dixon poll is out. reid by seven. a ten-point swing? six weeks. its one thing to think america agrees with you and your privilege politics. go ahead. have a good time. but to think you are winning when you are getting your asses kicked. that takes us back to the monty python sketch. or the beatles. their band was influenced by the spiritual teachings who turns them onto a new ha loose hallucg drug. i think we found out what the stuff is that michele bachmann has been ...

Florida are claiming the tea party represent a front for the democratic party. the argument is that congressman grayson gave torres $11,000. the money was for polling work. thats what torres does for a living. but the nevada tea party makes florida look cogent. listen to this. >> we at the tea party express have a message for scott, who has been trying to pretend hes involved in the tea party movement. get lost. dozens of tea party groups against nevada have spoken out against your candidacy. no...

Starbucks offered two free hours each day to registered customers. a young bullfighter in mexico must have been channeling monty python when he came face-to-face with an angry bull and then -- run away, run away. the matador took off across the ring and overing the wall. when danger reared its ugly tail he turned his tail and fled. he got back in the ring and p ran away again. it got the bullfighter arrested for breach of contract. >> maybe he saw what happened to the other matador, a gory pic...

Why are they just now putting this on tv? >> weve only done this 600 years, electing parliament. i dont know, they want to become more american. good for them. its the way to go. what intrigues me is when was the last time three middle age men talked nonsense in silly accents. not since monty python. nick clegg, a liberal democrat -- >> the lib dem as come way up. >> hes threatening to throw open the two party system and turn it into a three-party system. every single leader before him has made....

>> i would suspect you having made this up if i hadnt gone and checked it out myself and, yes indeed, what you just said did, in fact, happen. >> now, should we take a moment to perhaps praise candidate lowden for actually coming clean in a sense, for letting us know that republicans or at least this republican running for senate, has no idea, no useful idea at all, about what to do about health care costs, about how to help people afford an absolute necessity like this when they cant afford it?...

Gene? this is serious american politics. >> i would sus suspect you having made this up if i hadnt gone and checked it out myself and, yes indeed, what you just said did in fact happen. >> now, should we take a moment to perhaps praise candidate lowden for actually coming clean in a sense, for letting us know that republican republicans, or this republican running for senate, has no idea, no useful idea at all, about what to do about health care costs, about how to help people afford an absolute...

>> now, should we take a moment to perhaps praise candidate lowden for actually coming clean in a sense, for letting us know that republicans, or at least this republican running for senate, has no idea, no useful idea at all, about what to do about health care costs, about how to help people afford an absolute necessity like this when they cant afford it? >> first we should praise her for showing monty python how it should be done. i mean, you can imagine them sitting around tossing around idea...

What should i do? get on a train, get him to venice or rome. those airports are still open. you can get out from there. by the time that happened, all of those seats were already taken. so, you know, people are trying to scramble. we also heard of a lot of gouging going on with rental car companies. planes cant fly, rental car companies asking for $1,600 for one-way fares because they have to drop the car off. if youre going to drive to venice, youre going to leave the car there. $1,600 to go 50...