Moron March News Today

The month of Nisan is here and Passover approaches. What do the stars hold in store for you? The Astrolojew explains....

It's Adar, the Jewish month of joy and laughter! What does it hold in store for you (other than Purim)? Lorelai Kude AKA the Astrolojew explains.

The Jewish News of Northern California

Nisan 5781 March 14-April 11, 2021 The Hebrew month of Nisan is “the beginning of months,” one of the Bible’s several new years — and a new start couldn’t come at a better time after a long, wearisome year. Though this Mars/Ma’adim –ruled month begins just after sundown March 13, Tekufah Nisan, the Spring Equinox, arrives March 20. During that liminal, in-between week, many planetary events occur, setting the stage for the profound possibilities of resetting ourselves on various ...

Adar 5781 Feb. 13-March 13, 2021 Though the month of Adar is associated with Pisces/Dagim, because of the fluctuations of the 19-year Metonic cycle to which the Hebrew calendar is synced, the Feb. 11 new moon of Adar is in Aquarius/D’li. This adds an electrified air of instability, which is both exciting and scary during the month traditionally associated with masks and merriment. Just as we are not living in normal times, this is not a normal Adar. There will be three squares of conservative...

6 Jan 2021 ABC’s left-wing late-night host Jimmy Kimmel mocked Trump supporters flocking to Washington, DC, to show their support for the president as Congress gathers to count the Electoral College votes, labeling the event — dubbed the “Million MAGA March” — the “Million Moron March.” The Jimmy Kimmel Live! host mocked the supporters’ pre-events, which included a speaker who spoke to a group at Freedom Plaza this week, encouraging them to hug each other, calling it a “mass...