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>> muppet sat on a tuffet, eating a curds and whey, sat down beside, whoa, whats in the bowl [ bleep ]. >> his dirty was controversial. >> i really dont understand why women go to hear dice clay. to me its like, a jew going to hitler rally. >> i treat my girlfriend good. for christmas bought her this beautiful dust pan. took it out, ought to see the look on her [ bleep ] face. >> the guy is a chauvinistic moron. i wouldnt hang out with him if he meant those things, even as

>> no laughing matter, what critics are saying about some routines passed off as comedy these days, lot of it on television. cutting edge of social satire or adult expression of what some children write on sidewalks? >> little miss muppet sat on a tuffet, eating a curds and whey, sat down beside, whoa, whats in the bowl [ bleep ]. >> his dirty was controversial. >> i really dont understand why women go to hear dice clay. to me its like, a jew going to hitler rally. >> i treat my girlfriend good....

Satire of the adult expression of what some children write on sidewalks? >> muppet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, sat down beside, whoa, whats in the bowl [ bleep ]. >> dice is dirty, his language was filthy. the only thing that made dice different was that his blue, his dirty was controversial. >> i really dont understand why women go to hear dice clay. to me its like a jew going to hitler rally. >> i treat my girlfriend good. for christmas bought her this beautiful dust pan. with ...

A curds and whae, sat down beside, whoa, whats the bowl [ bleep ]. >> his dirty was controversial. >> i really dont understand why women go to hear dice clay. to me its like, a jew going to hitler rally. >> i treat my goifr girlfriend good. for christmas bought her this beautiful dust pan. took it out, ought to see the look on her [ bleep ] face. >> the guy is a chauvinistic moron. i wouldnt hang out with him if he meant those things, even as die, because would be saying

>> muppet sat on a tuffet, eating a curds and whey, sat down beside, whoa, whats in the bowl bitch? >> he was dirty. the only thing that made him different was his dirty was controversial. >> i really dont understand why women go to hear dice clay. to me its like, a jew going to hitler rally. >> i treat my girlfriend good. for christmas i bought her this beautiful dust pan. her name was engraved. the whole family was over. took it out, ought to see the look on her [ bleep ] face. >> the guy is a...

Laying out on slabs, i know life cut up, hard to live up to. faced death and glad i went through it and now ready to spend eternity in heaven and be with jesus. ♪ rock of ages >> hey what is this [ bleep ]? i dont believe this, theres a guys [ bleep ] in my ass. >> sitting there going, whats this? that moment, boy that was funny. >> month laughing matter, what critics are saying about some routines passed off as comedy these days, lot of it on television. cutting edge of social satire or adult...