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They are smokeless, boozing less and barely using cocaine. meanwhile contraceptive use and time spent exercises is on the rise. i noticed this. i dont know if any of you hung out with young people. they are the biggest wimps, the biggest losers in the history of teens. i think we are done with teens. remember in the 1930s were you a young man and you would go to school and marry your high school sweetheart and start working at the mill. and then we had rebel without a cause and james dean wore a...

>> want to try out my machine? it runs out doritos. >> this is pretty good, too. "the time machine". critics panned the spot claiming like the denver broncos the ad got off to a shaky start but the ending was indeed funny. >> i need ten more. >> got the bacon on that. >> the bad lip reading commercial to give a value meal a funny punch line for envelope players during the big game. and those lovable or should i say eatable m&ms use an italian mafia thing. >> prepare to be crushed in tiny tennis....

Access operations or tao. magazine cites internal nsa documents. it says some of the hackers are based in this building in san antonio. it says they can access cookies. the tags that pop up showing a computers website. it looks like a real page but it is a fake one controlled by the nsa. what does the nsa want to find out? one would be to intercept and sniff your traffic. they have my user name and password. but what they want to do is ineffect my machine. the unit doesnt just do hacking. they i...

User name and password and get into my account and help them in other attacks. but in this scenario, what they want to do is infect my machine. >> reporter: according to the magazine, they physically intercept computers being delivered to plant spay wear. and ill fill trait offices to and usb plugs.n monitor cables - the agency was concerned enough about the connecting cables on edward snow deposits computers that it removed them after he leaked nsa documents. according to the magazine, this nsa...

Computers favorite websites. and they can redirect users to a dummy site. it looks like a real page, but its a fake one. >> when you go there, what does the nsa want to find out? >> one would be to intercept and sniff your traffic. i would be logging into this page and they would be able to see. now they have my user name and password. but in this particular scenario, what they want to do is infect my machine. >> reporter: but they dont do just remote hacking. they physically intercept some comp...

Like linkedin or facebook. it looks like a real page but is a fake one controlled by the nsa. >> this is a dummy facebook page. when you go there, what does the nsa want to find out? >> one would be to simply intercept and sniff your traffic. for example, i would be logging into this page and they would be able to see now they have my user name and password. but in this particular scenario, what they really want to do is infect my machine. >> reporter: the unit doesnt do just remote hacking. acc...

Bentss. there are some good ones in there. >> name one. >> if you throw them out you have to replace them with someone and you could end up with somebody worse. >> you replace them with robots that only say no. if i become president in the next couple of years, it could happen when my machine is invented that turns me into a monster. robots that say no is the answer to everything, andy. >> isnt that the tea party? >> yes. thats insulting and accurate. >> im with you. i dont buy these polls. that...

Bentss. there are some good ones in there. >> name one. >> if you throw them out you have to replace them with someone and you could end up with somebody worse. >> you replace them with robots that only say no. if i become president in the next couple of years, it could happen when my machine is invented that turns me into a monster. robots that say no is the answer to everything, andy. >> isnt that the tea party? >> yes. thats insulting and accurate. >> im with you. i dont buy these polls. that...

It i nices the water it actually separates out the water. i know in my machine that i have here in the city, one spigot is alkaline water and the other is acid water. the as id water is actually really good for your skin. >> its wonderful. and not only that. your skin, your hair, any kind of psoriasis or any kind of bug bites, its soothing. it enhances -- its wonderful for anti-aging. >> thats acid water. the alkaline water is what you drink. of course if you cant get an ionizing machine you can...

Minerals. thats how the water becomes alkaline or acid. i know in my machine i have here in the city, once they get -- once there is alkaline water, the acid water is actually really good for your skin. >> and not only that, your skin, your hair or any kind of bug bites and it enhances. >> that is the acid water, but the alkaline is the water you drink. that gives you the amazing benefits. you cant get the drops and the ph drops on the internet. your machine is available on-line and we will get ...