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The battle for fourth-best in the AL’s third-best division results in Kansas City ending their nine-game losing streak by making Minnesota’s a meager four. However, there are Keys To This Game, which I will not reveal! You’ll have to read the deeply depthful inning-by-inning notes:
1: Luis Arraez goes, “hey, I’m still gonna play like this season matters” and hits an almost-homer double to start things. J-DAWWWWG goes “yo, bro! Thaat’s the FIRE I INSPIRE and does the same, which weirdly doesn’t score Arraez, but Trevor Larnach grounds back to Brady Singer who tries to nail Arraez at home and airmails it, then T-LAAAAARNY scores on an Alex Kirilloff dribbler when the Royals infield goes “we have 81 games left, oh puhleasssse.”