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Were gonna get to show. But what really makes it special is the part where one of em takes out a Utility Knife and repeatedly jams it up qaddafis ass. If they can do that to a world leader, i might as well do it to the people who work on my show, in a new segment called qaddafid. Everybody in the writers room. G gaddafi. Gaddafi. I just got gaddafied. Gaddafi. Gaddafi. Gaddafi. Gaddafi. Ah, one of those felt so right. A big thanks to qadaffi for dying so we could do that bit. Send in your own qa...

Tonights installment of our weeklong series gone to pot, the parents who want to take their child off chemo because they believe marijuana is curing their childs cancer. Well look at the medical evidence. We begin tonight keeping them honest with the breaking news. What started as a local traffic story became a statewide scandal and now has gone national. At the center of it all, the worlds busiest bridge and the man seen by many as the republican partys leading hope to win the white house in 20...

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Weeklong series, gone to pot, the parents who want to take their child off chemo because they believe marijuana is curing their childs cancer. Well look at the medical evidence. We begin tonight keeping them honest with breaking news. What started as a local traffic story became a statewide scandal and now has gone national. At center of it all, the worlds busiest bridge and the man seen by many as the republican partys leading hope to win the white house in 2016. The bridge in question is the g...

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Serious weather from texas to north dakota, and there could be more bad weather today. Good morning. Welcome to early start. Im christine romans. Im john berman. Great to see you. Its tuesday, may 27th, 4 00 a. M. In the east. A whole lot of news developing overnight. Were on top of all of it, beginning with this. New information just made public about the final moments of flight 370. This is information the families of missing passengers have pleaded for for months. Now a breakdown of satellite...

Strikes. Speaking a short time ago, president obama says he doesnt know the course of action hell take if any at all but hes sure of one thing, no boots on the ground. We will not be sending u. S. Troops back into combat in iraq but i have asked my National Security team to prepare a range of other options that could help support Iraq Security forces and ill be reviewing those options in the days ahead. The United States will do our part, but understand that ultimately its up to the iraqis as a ...

Were injured what appears to be an insider attack. We begin with barry mccaffrey. He joins us by phone. Were getting in the details attempting to learn more. Again, the u. S. Defense and military officials confirming a u. S. Army major general, a twostar general was killed in this insider attack. What can you tell us . These attacks had a dramatic reduction last year after we put in place very rigorous guidelines guideline s. A lot of them tended to clean out the taliban in the afghan services. ...

New yorkers who have not been exposed to them are not at all at risk. We want to emphasize that new york city, has the strongest Public Health system, the worlds leading medical experts and most advanced medical equipment. We have been preparing for months for the threat imposed by ebola. We have strong protocols that are being scrupulously followed and were followed in this instance. Our wishes and prayers go out to the doctor, his family and friends for a speedy recovery. As youve heard the ti...