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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] chris have they started calling your cage an ornament . [ laughter ] guillermo i guess so. Chris i think thats really cool, man, congrats. Thats really great. We have a great show for you tonight. I dont know. It might suck. I dont give a [ bleep ]. Ive never done this before. Margot robbie is here. Thats cool. Im looking forward to sitting down, talking to her. Were going to discuss all the challenges we face being born blond and beautiful. [ laughter ] and,...

Special guest host chris pratt. Tonight Margot Robbie, and Chris Stapleton. And now, heres chris pratt [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] chris thank you. Woo whats up . Hey. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Whats up, guys . Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im your guest host for the night, chris pratt. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i was actually i was kind of nervous to do this tonight. You know. Ive never done anything like this. But everybody here was so nice, they said...

You know that Justin Timberlake just walked by . Yes, girl. Hes just the bomb. How much do we love j. T. . Showing love for strong women, including angelina, who shared a sweet story about her kids struggles. Listening and doing last minute homework and listening and debating the importance of brushing teeth. I actually did debate some teeth brushing this morning. Um, i lost. I was raised by a strong woman. I was lucky enough to convince a strong woman to marry me. She got nominated for a critic...

Never. And i would like to air a grievance. Kristen bells warning to moms this holiday season. Hold the garland down. All over my house. Its a nightmare. Now, this is entertainment tonight. More fallout after matt lauers firing. Cameron mathison is on this weekend. Keltie knight is here with me. The. He retreated to the hamptons in the wake of Sexual Misconduct allegations. Heres the latest. Thats matt lauer on wednesday near his Daughters School on long island. The disgraced anchor has been pul...

Is matt lauer headed for divorce . Where we found his wife without her wedding ring. Plus the today shows search for matts replacement. Did lauer sabotage efforts to find his heir apparent. Then Kelly Clarksons home ransacked. What the intruders did that left her on edge. Its a different level of like plus angelinas new brad pitt revelations and dont mess with Meghan Markle. Fbi. Why the royal bride to be is seeking martial arts training. Plus Margot Robbies red carpet date with Tonya Harding. S...

When youve got money, everybody wants a piece of you. I spent so much time suspecting the people i work with, i never thought to look next to me. My whole life people have told me lies. You know, despite all thats happened, i still have the only thing thats important my son. Well, hes a lucky kid. And why is that . Because his father is a good man. Come on. Captioning sponsored by cbs c. S. I. Productions and brought to you by toyota. Moving forward. Choose any direction as long as its moving fo...

And this is billy. I was out last week because this guy had heart surgery. But look, hes fine, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he may have pooped, but hes fine. I want to thank chris pratt and Tracee Ellis Ross and Neil Patrick Harris and Melissa Mccarthy for filling in for us last week. They each gave a full day of their busy lives to give me time off and im grateful to them for doing that. And daddy cries on tv, but billy doesnt. Its unbelievable. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and we also want ...

Fine. I want to thank chris pratt and Tracee Ellis Ross and Neil Patrick Harris and Melissa Mccarthy for filling in for us last week. They each gave a full day of their busy lives to give me time off and im grateful to them for doing that. And daddy cries on tv, but billy doesnt. Its unbelievable. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and we also want to thank the very bright and talented doctors and nurses at Childrens Hospital for who treated billy, and not just billy, but many kids with so much caring an...

[ cheers and applause ] he may have pooped, but hes fine. I want to thank chris pratt and Tracee Ellis Ross and Neil Patrick Harris and Melissa Mccarthy for filling in for us last week. They each gave a full day of their busy lives to give me time off and im grateful to them for doing that. And daddy cries on tv, but billy doesnt. Its unbelievable. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and we also want to thank the very bright and talented doctors and nurses at Childrens Hospital for who treated billy, and ...

Guillermo hey, what the hell luke walker . Thats mr. Luke walker to you. I havent used the force in 30 years. Want to try again . Guillermo no, thats okay, im already drunk. Then my work here is done. Dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, the cast of star wars the last jedi. Director rian johnson, mark hamill, adam driver, daisy ridley, john boyega, oscar isaac, andy serkis, gwendoline christie, Kelly Marie Tran, and laura dern. Plus unnecessary censorship, Star Wars Edition. And ...