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Never going to win, thats where were at in the republican president ial race. As we see it in tonights democalypse 2016, roll back to your own house our first brave new entrant. Im getting ready to do something, too. Im running for president. Our founders never intended us to have a professional political class. Im Carly Fiorina, and im running for president. Jon and i want to turn the clinton political machine off laughter and rewind us to simpler times. Oh, bheep, bleep , heres a picture in pi...

Mentioned, tom brady, i believe i called him a cheating bleep . Well now its payback tom brady sidelined, suspended for four games without pay for his role in deflategame. Jon boom four games without pay obviously doesnt need the money and at his age maybe the break will help preserve his career and probably spend the time on the beach with the family he loves. [bleep] its not even punishment he always wins they should have sentenced him to hard labor, a few months of crashing rocks in a prison ...

Actually not boom. Not boom. Not boom something happened without the deal came at the end of an exciting week that began with top diplomats pulling red bull fueled all nighters and ended with the iranian kid and play dancing in the streets and they werent persian youths inspired by the breakthrough. The unprecedented move, ordinary iranians. Many marked the moments by taking selfies with their television. You know, our cultures, our cultures are not so different. Actually i got caught doing the ...

Jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart well. Have a good show for you tonight. How are you guys tonight . Famous Movie Television producer and author brian grazer is going to be joining us. I got to be honest with you last week with everything that was going on in the world and baltimore in particular, was tough a lot of chaos confusion. So i happened to get a good weekend and coming in today i was feeling fresh fresh start i felt good. News breaking overnight from texas. Two heavi...

New jersey. Two states united in one spirit. And that spirit is corruption. laughter it is what we do it has been part of new york and new swrersee history ever since the founding of the state by michael jersey and laughter lets say sergeant york. Who then sold the state to six Different Countries before fleeing to mexico with the cash and getting married. laughter colonial men were quite am i wrong about that, they had tiny heads and little pear shaped bodies. And i follow their lead. Both Stat...

Daily show my name is jon stewart. We have a good show for you tonight. Great show for you tonight. Our guest tonight, one of my favorite Adam Horovitz is going to join us later tonight. But first hey you got up this morning i checked my social media my tweeter page. Cuz i dig that [bleep]. laughter its abuzz. Theres some sort of throne games totally missed that that was going on. And then apparently madonna sucker kissed drake and i assume to lay one of her laughter co jon one of her it looked ...

Physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations...

Gangs calling a truce for the first time in history. History. Larry you know the cops are running wild when gang leaders start sounding like noam chomsky by comparison. Bad, man. So anyway, last night i headed down to baltimore and i sat down in a diner with some rival gang members who called a truce and we ate little pie. Take a look. Im here with some of the brothers who are here in baltimore here doing all the uprising the unrest. Have you guys eaten you have looked at the menu . I already kn...

Well handled, jeb. Thats actually better than dubya would have done. He would have given her a nickname and disappeared in a cloud of Mountain Bike dust. Im going to call you rooster because youre feisty and got red hair now watch me bike. The whole reason this came up is a question jeb bush got earlier this week when from what he probably thought was a friendly forum. On the subject of iraq yup. Obviously very controversial, knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the invasion . Jon...

Clouds and fog. A slightly cooler afternoon for some and ill line up all the temperatures for you in just a few minutes. Chris. Lisa, thank you so much. Developing news out of san jose. An escaped inmate serving time for child molestation and who police label as a dangerous man continues to be the object of a manhunt and he may have changed his clothes. Theres evidence from the burglary at an Apartment Building that the inland east bay mate was there and switched clothing. Katie marzullo reports...