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Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha whoa. What are all those stains . Blood, urine, or semen. Oh, god, i hope its urine. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much thank you so much, everybody and welcome to the daily show thank you for tuning in im trevor noah our guest tonight is going to be exciting, author of fire and fury, the book thats so huge even President Trump has heard of it Michael Wolff is ...

I got some in my minivan somewhere. Wait a second. How does the steak factor in again . I think she got it as a tip, but i dont know why she didnt just take cash. I dont care what shes doing. I hope she just keeps doing it. Amen, just keep the ribs coming. [chuckling] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause cheers and applause trevor thank you, everybody. Thank you so much. Thank you. And welcome to the daily show. Im...

In fact, its getting a little more crowded. Donald trump jr. Claims he didnt know who he would be meeting at the june 9th sit down at trump tower, but he asked the campaigns chairman and a top adviser to be there. Get the [bleep] out of here, man. [laughs] yeah, come on. Really . Really . So some random person shows up at trump tower, the front desk called up to don jr. And he was like, hello . Someones here to see me . Oh, boy. Send em right up. No, i dont wanna know their name. I love surprise...

From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. The daily show with trevor noah presents [hiphop music] the highlight of the night was obviously oprah winfrey. Right, she won a Lifetime Achievement award, and her speech her speech was one that made many people feel like maybe oprah wasnt done achieving things just yet. It is not lost on me that at this moment, there are some little girls watching as i become the first black woman to be given this same award. [cheers and applause] for t...

Most eagles fans have headed back out into the cold, back to the whohotels, getting reed tad back to philadelphia where we will be having a parade done broad street. I was texting my brother, texting my dad. It really does mean so much to us. I was thinking of all the kids i grew up with and theyre all sharing this tonight. Theres Brandon Graham there now. It is just a truly magical night here, guys. I was going to say i detect a little hoarse throat there. Youve been screaming a lot, man. Repor...

It is not lost on me that at this moment, there are some little girls watching as i become the first black woman to be given this same award. [cheers and applause] for too long, women have not be heard or believed if they dared to speak their truth to the power of those men, but their time is up. A new day is on the horizon. When nobody ever has to say, me too. Again. Thank you. Yes, we can [laughter] am i the only one who had that feeling . No . Yeah, it feels like this is oprah 2020, come on. ...

Feels pretty good, huh . Yeah, you really are an artist. Im sorry i underestimated you. Ah, its okay, buddy. Oh, shit, its the cops i was always so bad at not getting caught. Spend it fast as i can for a whaling song and a good guitar the only things that i understand, poor boy captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Central world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning...

Buy you aint seen uganda. A brawl in ugandas parliament breaks out during a debate about the president s eligibility to run for office again. You can see them, theyve got i dont know what their weapons are, mike, but theyre using whatever they can get their hands on. Yes. The countrys constitution has an age limit of 75 for president. Well, the 73yearold president , yoweri museveni, has ruled uganda since taking the position by force in 1986. So that argument over changing the law to allow him t...

He said he goes by dj or cj. Call me either one. Be well call you cj. Trevor what . So confusing, im going to call you the name you already had, thats what im going to do, irfix it folks. Now tonight donald trump talked about a few things he would like to do. He would like to reduce Prescription Drug prices, didnt say how. He said he would like to have some nonwall infrastructure stuff but the big thing he talked about was el immigration. A bispart sedan approach to immigration reform. Here are ...

To run for office again. You can see them, theyve got i dont know what their weapons are, mike, but theyre using whatever they can get their hands on. Yes. The countrys constitution has an age limit of 75 for president. Well, the 73yearold president , yoweri museveni, has ruled uganda since taking the position by force in 1986. So that argument over changing the law to allow him to run again after the age of 75. The first rule of Ugandan Parliament is you dont talk about Ugandan Parliament. And ...