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Second round of the democratic debates are officially over. And it was long. It was contentious. And it was the closest well ever see a u. F. C. Match set in a retirement home. But now that the debates are over, we can catch up on some of the other news stories that got swallowed up by the debate because theres so much other news we dont cover when the debates are happening. So that means its time for another edition of in other news. cheers and applause lets kick it off with something fun. Cab ...

[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Wow, look at you guys. Looking good [ cheers and applause welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Please thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it you are here you made it. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause you guys i love you too [ light laughter ] you guys, earlier tonight on nbc, we had the first nfl preseason game between the broncos and the falcons. So if you enjoyed watching people hit eac...

Whose father loved him. I have much am common with frontrunner joe biden. I too have a famous black friend. Also i am in the best position to defeat donald trump because i have already won over his voting bloc. Now please join my campaign, go to jong 30330. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Stephen welcomes meek mill and Nicholas Braun, with a special appearance by democratic debate allstars featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york...

And she finally appeared to me and told me that her husband, edward, had broken her neck out of anger. Thats what happened, you guys. That is what happened. And the judge is like, ill allow it. Everybody, i allow the testimony of a ghost to be allowed into the legal court documents. Order, order, everybody order so he hits the gavel. The jury deliberates for an hour and ten minutes. The jury foreman comes back and is like, despite any concrete evidence, what we did hear is this ghost testimony, ...

It was absolutely incredible. The moment that Steven Stayner is abducted is the moment this story really begins. Theres going to be a homecoming. You would imagine sheer joy, that the entire family would be ecstatic. But one member is not so thrilled. He was cold. Hateful. A vicious, vicious killer. Buzz hes more vicious than that. We have recovered two bodies. You can never imagine something so heinous happening in and around yosemite. This is a story that decades later, theyre still talking ab...

And now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you thank you, thank you, thank you welcome please, have a seat. Have a seat. Welcome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause youre here. This is it you made it. You guys, what an exciting time to be in new york. You see, last night, the brothersister team, the flying wallendas, walked across a a tightrope 25 stories...

Its going to be hilarious when trump and pence are out of office and nobody mentions the space force ever again. How he got stuck with this space force job, i do not know. While hes here, maybe we can put him on the millennium falcon ride at disney land and tell him its the space force up and running. Meanwhile, back in the white house, the president is pumping his tiny fists. The president emerged victorious in his battle with the ambassador from the uk. The uk ambassador to the United States r...

All right, everyone, id like to be the first to welcome you to the gates of hell. Unfortunately, hell is a towin gate. All aw captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com captioning sponsored by Comedy Central within luf were Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, the daily show with trevor noah presents, democratic debate number two. Too serious, too many candidates. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for c...

News tonight was the second part of the Second Democratic debate and it was fine, i guess but it did kind of feel like when your fun aunt goes home and youre left with your Boring Family again [ laughter ] aww. Aunt marianne lets us finger paint on the wall Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used his Opening Statement tonight to differentiate himself from President Trump saying quote the opposite of donald trump is an asian man who likes math [ laughter ] which is a great point but i actually think the op...

The dead. If you send emojis, it means youre in a gang. And donald trump is a harry potter expert. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Headlines. Trevor lets begin with climate change. Its the gradual disaster that will eventually wipe us out if we dont take it seriously. Think of it like oatmeal. You wash your bowl right away, no problem. But if you leave it in the sink, by the time you come home, you will have a new roommate. laughter and if the world does end, theres one group you cannot bl...