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Trevor hey, whats going on everybody . Welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is wednesday, the 11th of november. Which means, yeah, thats right, 1111. And in 10 minutes, its going to be 11 11, on 1111 which means you can make the ultimate wish. This is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor it has now been four, or possibly 12 days, since joe biden was declared the next president elect and Kamala Harris sassy white friend. And he has been busy try...

If youre watching this, consider yourself served what a difference between 2016 and 2020. When hillary lost, she disappeared into the woods. But trump starts losing, hes dragging voters one by one on to the witness stand, though hes probably just hustling for a big settlement. Im suing because i should be president , thats why im here. But for 500grand we can forget this whole thing ever happened. 300,000. 250 my final offer. 50,000. Ill pay you, but only 20, art of the deal. But what case exact...

From rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show, starring jimmy fallon tonight tonight join jimmy and his guest Sarah Silverman, dua lipa, Steve Kornacki and musical guest common featureing Black Thought and the legendary roots crew now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody thank you so much. Welcome to the tonight show, everyone, im jimmy fallon anchoring hour 30 of nbcs Election Night coverage. Come on its 2020 did you ...

Inhaling rumbling man we have launch. Hey, romper stomper get up you got a visitor. Eric hey, romper stomper wow ive never had a visitor before. Well, thats not all. I snuck something in for you too. You did . You know how you told me you always wanted to see disneyland . Yeah. [grunting] [water splashes] theres pirates of the caribbean. Whoa [grunting] here comes space mountain [grunting] [water splashes] oh, yeah [grunting] its a small world [water splashes] splash mountain comes next [gruntin...

Trevor thats right. Corona is blowing up in europe and america again. In fact, its rampaging across the western world so hard that scientists have had to invent new shades of red for the covid maps. Right now the midwest is blood meets fire engine but the east coast is only at pothead eyes. I see what corona did, it waited for us to be distracted by the election and, boom snuck into our lungs. How joey snuck into n sync, they were so focused on the dance moves they didnt realize the bus driver j...

Coronavirus. You know, it is a thing you are pretty sure you had in february but actually didnt. The world is now deep into the second wave of this pandemic, or maybe the third wave, or the fourth. I dont know. At this point covid has so many waves it is like those pals at the Amusement Park which is also big spreaders of exotic disease and after doing a little bet over the past few month, unfortunately the u. S. Shows no signs of getting out of the pool. The new explosion of cases in the corona...

My special election fallout shelter which is stocked with everything i need. Ive got a bottle of Hand Sanitizer to clean my hands and another bottle of Hand Sanitizer to clean the other bottle of Hand Sanitizer. If the power goes down, i have board games, i have a boom box over there and something close to a playstation. Most importantly, ive got this place locked down tight. This election fallout shelter is grade 5 military bunker level which means its impenetrable to nuclear weapons, Chemical ...

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Trumps presidency. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. Trevor so hows everybody feeling . Feeling relaxed, chilled out . Casually chewing your own tongue off from the stress . Because it has all come down to this and on the weekend before election day, voters got one more chance to compare the two candidates head to head. Im running as a proud democrat, but i will govern as an american president for everybody. Under biden, there will be no school, no graduations,...

Lord there were will be delivering it personally. But otherwise, if you live in one of those states, go to votevotevote. Com to see what you need to bring to the polls to register on the day. Go vote anyway, coming up on tonights show the candidates make their final pitch, jaboukie youngwhite tries to understand what old people think, and we find out the biggest scandal of Donald Trumps presidency. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. Trevor so hows everybody feel...