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The democratic party, and roy moore who is not allowed at parties. [ laughter ] one more. Thats right, the election is tomorrow, and roy moore is already setting up for his victory celebration. [ crowd groans ] bridge too far . [ applause ] overstayed my welcome . Okay, i hear you loud and clear. Four women today accused celebrity chef mario batali of sexual misconduct, and when he found out, batali was so depressed he could barely dress himself for the past five years. [ laughter ] [ applause ]...

Tomorrow between doug jones of the democratic party, and roy moore who is not allowed at parties. [ laughter ] one more. Thats right, the election is tomorrow, and roy moore is already setting up for his victory celebration. [ crowd groans ] bridge too far . [ applause ] overstayed my welcome . Okay, i hear you loud and clear. Four women today accused celebrity chef mario batali of sexual misconduct, and when he found out, batali was so depressed he could barely dress himself for the past five y...

Fine. I want to thank chris pratt and Tracee Ellis Ross and Neil Patrick Harris and Melissa Mccarthy for filling in for us last week. They each gave a full day of their busy lives to give me time off and im grateful to them for doing that. And daddy cries on tv, but billy doesnt. Its unbelievable. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and we also want to thank the very bright and talented doctors and nurses at Childrens Hospital for who treated billy, and not just billy, but many kids with so much caring an...

[ cheers and applause ] he may have pooped, but hes fine. I want to thank chris pratt and Tracee Ellis Ross and Neil Patrick Harris and Melissa Mccarthy for filling in for us last week. They each gave a full day of their busy lives to give me time off and im grateful to them for doing that. And daddy cries on tv, but billy doesnt. Its unbelievable. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and we also want to thank the very bright and talented doctors and nurses at Childrens Hospital for who treated billy, and ...

Tomorrow between doug jones of the democratic party, and roy moore who is not allowed at parties. [ laughter ] one more. Thats right, the election is tomorrow, and roy moore is already setting up for his victory celebration. [ crowd groans ] bridge too far . [ applause ] overstayed my welcome . Okay, i hear you loud and clear. Four women today accused celebrity chef mario batali of sexual misconduct, and when he found out, batali was so depressed he could barely dress himself for the past five y...

Alabama senate candidate, roy moore, rode on horseback today to his polling place to vote in the special election. Look at that. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right, roy moore rode his horse to vote in the special election. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of transportation, he always asks himself, what do 14yearold girls like . [ laughter and applause ] so hoping those jokes are over soon. [ laughter ] former ...

Tommys phone number and he Alabama Senate candidate, would just answer the phone and roy moore, rode on horseback just say, like, are you coming today to his polling place to to movie . [ laughter ] vote in the special election. And you would be like, yeah. Im coming to the movie. Look at that. And he would be like, great, see you there. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. And that was the entirety of the interaction. [ laughter ] and there was also he ran tv [ cheers...

[ light laughter ] Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, rode on horseback today to his polling place to vote in the special election. Look at that. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right, roy moore rode his horse to vote in the special election. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of transportation, he always asks himself, what do 14yearold girls like . [ laughter and applause ] so hoping those jokes are over soon. [...

Concede last nights special Senate Election in alabama telling his supporters, quote, god is always in control. Unless moores on his horse in which case no ones in control. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth thats right. Last night the people of alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. [ light laughter ] i know were all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, roy moore was the hot topic for a whi...

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