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My name is jon stewart. We have a show for you tonight. The great and recent golden globewinning Julianne Moore is going to be joining us. The film it is a good film she is unbelievable. First i want to talk about the show the daily show. I want to talk about the news. laughter did i just give away the premise. I want to say despite last weeks senseless attack on the french satirical magazine charlie heb do a new edition of the magazine was released today. Take a look. Charlie head bo is back on...

The show the daily show. I want to talk about the news. laughter did i just give away the premise. I want to say despite last weeks senseless attack on the french satirical magazine charlie heb do a new edition of the magazine was released today. Take a look. Charlie head bo is back on newsstands this morning,. More than three million copies of charlyear hebdo sold out within hours. Jon wow. That is amazing. But i want to say, i really hope this suspect the secret to it saving the Publishing Ind...

Cubas again. Heres a hint ill never care about cuba gooding, jr. Thats right. Were opening up relations with our latino neighbor to the south. Sorry, mexico. You can still go bleep yourself. Well get exports and cigars, and theyre going to to get our chief export, type two diabetes. So lets put some pickles on that pork sandwich and mambo this is the the nightly show cheers and applause cheers and applause larry yes thank you very much welcome to the show. Im your host, larry wilmore. Big news f...

114th United States congress is one month old one month has the new republican control changed the way congress does business . The recipe for making legislative sausage as it were . We examine it in our new segment really . laughter applause can we just im sorry can we just if we could just do something slightly laughter do we have another segment that i could laughter applause im okay with the first one. Now, lets get one thing straight. This isnt a lame gritd locked one 13th congress. Just as...

Cheers and applause larry wow. Thank you very much. Thank you welcome to the nightly show. Im larry thank you so much for coming. You know before we start i just have to address a Little Something up top. Last night we did our black father show. I had a great time. The show was really powerful. But during the keep it 100 i made a joke that may have rubbed a couple of people wrong way. We reflect on marriage and how a lot of people just arent marrying anymore . Is it because black women are too b...

Thanks for waiting. Audience members we may add a d. J. And a house band, maybe by tomorrow. Put well see. Yeah. Everybody is for that. Now, you know, i dont know what it is but lately ive been noticing a rash of parenting stories thatve been totally crazy. Did you hear the one about the mom who was arrested for letting her 9yearold daughter play at the playground . Larry no, i havent heard it, but i love a good joke. Continue. Public safety investigators say 46yearold Debra Harrell confessed to...

Tonight, we are moist but unbowed. Surviving the only story that mattered, the one that happened in our region blizzapocalypsegeddon 15 the whiteerdammerung. It all began yesterday when elected officials got news they hoped they would never hear it was going to snow. laughter in the northeast, in january. Oh, the humanity. Whiteout. Blizzard 2015. Threatening storm. Ferocious blizzard. Epic, historic, record breaking. Snowmageddon. Jon like the capricious goddess whose name is beares, wintero st...

Okay, okay, okay. Here you go. Heres my super bowl prediction. Going out on a limb, going out on a limb. Heres my prediction eye will be drunk by the coin toss. cheers just saying. Wake me up for katy perry thats all im saying. laughter all right, now this has been a rough year for the nfl with all their offthefield scandal, so its got to be a relief for fans out there to finally have the scandal on the field. The socalled deflategate scandal. The nfl is investigating allegations that 11 of the ...

Applause jon hey welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, were very excited my guest tonight a very impressive young man, wes moore, author of a book called the work my search for a life that matters. Very excited to have him on the program tonight. But first, if i may, the 114th United States congress is one month old one month has the new republican control changed the way congress does business . The recipe for making legislative sausage as it were . We examine it ...

Yes. If you dont get them. Prepare to get vaccinated against boredom this is the the nightly show cheers and applause larry whoo all right cheers and applause oh man thank you much i appreciate it welcome the nightly show im your host larry wilmore. Were going to get right to it tonight. Big story out of the the nightly show disease center. Hospitals on alert for measles as an outbreak of the highly contagious illness continues to appear. A majority of the nearly 80 reported infections are in ca...