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Mysterious hurricane sharpie. Earlier this week our president incorrectly said that Hurricane Dorian had the state of alabama in its sights, which was not the case. Dorian was not headed toward alabama. And when the media and the Alabama Weather Service pointed that out, our thinskinned skipper was not pleased. He dug in and insisted he was right, it was headed to alabama. He did it over and over again. And just when the story finally went away, he brought it roaring back to life by showing a ma...

Im elizabeth her in florida. Coming up, why without a landfi landfall on the u. S. , they are still worried. They race to stop the flames from spreading to nearby units. Steph curry showed up to give girls financial and physical help. Abc7 news starts right now. Announcer now from abc7 news live and breaking news. A wildfire near muir etta in the Santa Ana Mountains has reached 1,000 acres. They are calling the tana ha fire that broke out this afternoon, there is no containment. Evacuation are i...

In the world who when she blows out her candles doesnt have to make a wish. Shes got that fan going all the time. If youre watching the show tonight, which you most certainly are not, happy birthday. [cheers and applause] it is nice to have something to celebrate. Because Everything Else in the world has gone completely nuts. There is a Catholic School in nashville, tennessee who has made the educated decision to ban harry potter books from the library. The man who runs the school believes the i...

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And it was fine, i guess but it did kind of feel like when your fun aunt goes home and youre left with your Boring Family again [ laughter ] aww. Aunt marianne lets us finger paint on the wall [ laughter ] Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used his Opening Statement tonight to differentiate himself from President Trump saying, quote, the opposite of donald trump is an asian man who likes math. [ laughter ] which is a great point but i actually think the opposite of trump would be a black guy who is a goo...

[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you please, have a seat. Enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Give it up for the roots, while youre at it come on. [ cheers and applause the best band in late night. Well, you guys, this sunday is fathers day is everyone excited . [ cheers and applause of course you are. I love fathers day. Its that special day each year where you call up yo...

I wonder who has a better chance at taking down president trump, Bernie Sanders or colonel sanders. Robert mueller appeared in congress for nearly seven hours for q a, more q than a. Mueller is a marine, earned a purple heart. And he is a lifelong republican who spent the day being abused by his party. At one point, melania had to come in and tell them to be best. Republicans were very eager to poke holes in any part of mueller they possibly could to distract us from the crimes our president com...

Jimmy thank you very much, everybody. [ applause ] i feel the love. I feel the love. [ cheers and applause have a seat, please. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause love you guys. Guys, big news today we finally found out the name of the royal baby. [ cheers and applause yeah Meghan Markle and prince harry have decided to name him Archie Harrison mountbattenwindsor [ light laughter ] even Benedict Cumberbatch i...

Had been altered using a sharpie to include alabama [ laughter ] look at this i mean, after this, i have to wonder if his High School Report Card was legit [ laughter ] following criticism that he opted to stay at a trump property in ireland 200 miles away from his meetings in dublin, Vice President mike pence today changed his story to claim that the travel arrangements were made to keep him close to his familys ancestral homeland which is weird because i thought this was his ancestral homeland...

And magic sprays shell keep the dark psychic forces far away well, i guess youd say what kind of candidate talks this way . Marianne williamson talkin about marianne she knows oprah sung to got to have your loving tune baby, he knows obama got to have barack obama has joe mentioned he knows obama . Yes, hes really tight with obama sung to heard it through the grapevine tune i bet youre wondering if we knew Michael Bennett was running too with some other guy named jay inslee also, whos john delan...