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Weekend. I assume you know that an Emergency Alert went out on saturday morning. This was this text is something received by everyone with a cell phone at 8 07 a. M. On saturday. Ballistic missile threat inbound to hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill. And then they didnt get a correction until 38 minutes later. So for 38 minutes people were seeking immediate shelter, which in hawaii, what does that even mean . Everybody get under a mai tai umbrella . [ laughter ] people were frea...

Second hand speedboat salesman declared trump would be the healthiest individual ever elected president . You guys remember that . And then we all laughed so hard because in 2015 health it individual and best president both sounded incredible ways to describe donald trump . laughter hes had his First Official examination by the navy doctor and we owe speedboat abapology. His health is excellent. His physical exam is very good. Hes very healthy. Uncorrected vision is 20 30, he can drive without g...

With some stupid cow i pick up at a bar and these people, id pick them every time. Because with them, it is an every day stand. And i still know their names in the morning. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor thank you so much, everybody and welcome to the daily show thank you for tuning in im trevor noah. Our guest tonight singer and actor ricky martin is here cheers and applause but first, but first, you g...

Applause but first, but first yesterday the official white house doctor declared President Trump to be completely healthy, which is great, which is great because it means that he will be alive and kicking for both of his terms. Or he will last until his impeachment, whichever you prefer. But not everyone was buying it. Especially because it looked like something shady was going on with the president s height and his weight. The new some are calling it girther bonding how the president grew from ...

And featuring the legendary roots cr. Questlove 804, richmond, va steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nice to be here hey, thank you very much hey, thats great thank you very much, everybody welcome welcome, everybody. That is a great crowd right there. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Thank you for being here. Welcome. Well, heres what people are talking about. The big story is still trumps physical. [ laughter ...

Musical guest, French Montana. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 804, richmond, va steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nice to be here hey, thank you very much hey, thats great thank you very much, everybody welcome welcome, everybody. That is a great crowd right there. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Thank you for being here. Welcome. Well, heres what people are talking about. The big story is s...

Im sorry. Im so sorry. Oh, im sorry. [rock music] [both sip] [chorus of women saying im sorry] [rock music] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with trevor noah. applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight, host of the hit show parts unknown, Anthony Bourdain is here, everybody. applause but first, but first yesterday the official white house doctor declared President Trump to be compl...

Most precious gift. Reporter this morning the gift they hope comes from their tragedy. Trying to turn too into something that can be magical, as their sons former classmate is charged in the case. Plus that and social media grilled on capitol hill. Our democracy is rifkd. Reporter is your car too smart . You will be stunned by what it knows about you. And the very tan talented Savannah Guthrie and hoda kotb, everybody. Our late night with jimmy fallon. Why we may seem a little groggy today, thur...

Hope comes from their tragedy. Trying to turn this into something that could be magical. As their sons former classmate is charged in the case. All that, plus social media titans grilled on capitol hill. Our democracy is at risk here. Is your car too smart . Youll be stunned by what it knows about you. And the very talented, the very fabulous, Savannah Guthrie and hoda kotb, everybody our late night with jimmy fallon. Both what . What makes him a little groggy. Today, thursday, january 18, 2018....

[ laughter ] good job, don, you aced a dennys placemat. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. President trump claimed that he scored higher on his cognitive test than all his predecessors. Psychological test could use a little work, though. Hillary clinton in prison. [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton in prison. A butterfly talking to Hillary Clinton in prison. [ light laughter ] following several postponements, Vice President mike pence will finally begin his trip to the middle east tomorrow. Appare...