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Worlds biggest shipping companies, who pride themselves in getting things where they need to be and doing it on time. It was a sparse christmas for some this year. Shippers and retailers missed the delivery targets because of an avalanche of lastminute holiday orders. Ups noted on its website that it missed some targets, and will start resuming delivery. There something about ups logisitics . Music not so sweet this morning. Ups and fedex did damage control over all these late deliveries. The co...

The start of october. He loves roller coasters. Our guest tonight, the creator of the newsroom, aaron sorkin is here. The prince, the king. It is so great to be ban with you from our twoweek break. It was tough to be away, we were missog many fun things to cover, Kate Middleton about to give birth to the greatest baby in the history of civilization, born in the traditional manner, fighting their way out of her womb and cutting their own um bell d. L. Cord with a sword only they could wield. Last...

But was the first thanksgiving really just about pilgrims and indians from space or was there something more . Shocking new evidence suggests that the first thanksgiving might also have been haunted there is certainly no evidence that the first thanksgiving dinner was not haunted. The pilgrims welcomed the indians, but did they also unknowingly welcome spirits from beyond the grave . Ohhhh oh, come on from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewa...

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Wow. John how could we miss that kind of spectacular burgundyiesque fookup. You stay classy, san francisco. After all this the entire daily show staff here were chomping at the bit, yes, yes, thats what we look like. Why are you surprised . We were chomping at the bit to get back to the work at this comedy news show, and that feeling lasted until around 10 00 p. M. On saturday night. We the jury find George Zimmerman not guilty. [audience reacts] holy fook. So hes innocent . Wait. What . How cou...

Hes currently on a rug springer and he eel be back some time at the start of october. He loves roller coasters. Our guest tonight, the creator of the newsroom, aaron sorkin is here. The prince, the king. It is so great to be ban with you from our twoweek break. It was tough to be away, we were missog many fun things to cover, Kate Middleton about to give birth to the greatest baby in the history of civilization, born in the traditional manner, fighting their way out of her womb and cutting their...