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Ive had this incredible sudden bit of luck in my career. all right. you made it. you worked hard to get it. i cant blow this. ive got to now play this game seriously. >> no, i didnt think it until last year. yeah, yeah, i didnt ever worry about my weight. i did routines. it gave me 20 minutes in every stand-up. now i think ive got to stop talking about my weight. >> how much have you lost? >> about 25 pounds. >> and how have you done it? >> working out. >> nip and tuck? >> jesus, no, of course n...

I thought it was a documentary. >> it was meant to, right >> literally, it worked. and i began watching this thing, and i realized it was complete comedy genius. but what are you thinking? im 38, 39, im 14 stone. ive had this incredible sudden bit of luck in my career. all right. you made it. you worked hard to get it. i cant blow this. ive got to now play this game seriously. >> no, i didnt think it until last year. yeah, yeah, i didnt ever worry about my weight. i did routines. it gave me 20 m...

Glamour pin-up. >> as if. the thing is i never worried about my weight. never worried about it at all. i got fat, who cares? i still dont worry about it really. but this is the thing. i got fatter and fatter from the age of about 29, when i got my first job -- yeah. i was a bit late. and i think i, you know, just got fatter and fatter up to about -- >> what was the point when you went -- how heavy were you when you went thats enough? >> 14 stone. >> was there a moment of kind of self-awareness w...

>> so you just conveniently came up with that line? >> yeah, cheers. >> cheers. im giving you the beer because we know how you perform after a few beers. when you see the reaction of an audience, its interesting watching your face as the audience begin to gasp and groan in horror. >> yeah. >> i would argue you seemed to get a better kick out of that than you do out of a joke. >> i get a bigger kick out of this. i also know where the beats are coming. i know where theyre going to laugh. i know wh...

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Im 38, 39, im 14 stone. ive had this incredible sudden bit of luck in my career. all right. you made it. you worked hard to get it. i cant blow this. ive got to now play this game seriously. >> no, i didnt think it until last year. yeah, yeah, i didnt ever worry about my weight. i did routines. it gave me 20 minutes in every stand-up. now i think ive got to stop talking about my weight. >> how much have you lost? >> about 25 pounds. >> and how have you done it? >> working out. >> nip and tuck? >...

Open up. productions mri hundreds of thousands of people and a new report says film and tv jobs are looking bright for 2010 and 2011. >> lights, camera, action. >> anywhere you look, you see the location shooting going on. commercials, feature films, t shows, its good news for southern california. production is up and means good things for this economic advisor. >> were looking at 15,000 new jobs this year. >> hes just talking california the los angeles economic development corporation predicts ...

Education, more like roe v. wade, where it seems like the court is imposing a liberal solution, even though much of the country was not prepared for that solution. >> they would argue it was just the equal protection clause of the constitution. >> -- exercise of power, its a constitutional prerogative -- >> let me say, i joked at the top of the show that the media often tries to get shock value out of playing clip, of gay people kissing but some of the high-rated network shows on major network t...

Globe awards. >> its really, really [ bleep ] brilliant. >> that word made air at the time. also that same year, the billboard music awards, nicole richie said this. >> have you ever tried to get [ bleep ] out of a prada purse? its not so [ bleep ] simple. >> what youre seeing this theyre called fleeting expletives. traditionally the government didnt go after networks for live situations like this. but president bush took a tougher stance. he signed a bill that multiplied the t. fine by ten, up ...

I never said the gay dating service shouldnt. >> were in agreement then. vigorous agreement here. >> if they want to buy an ad on network tv, great. but, listen, james, the issue here is that cbs is a private company that can make that decision and that plays -- >> so a network -- >> free enterprise, free business. >> so, if another network wanted to put a n.o.w. ad on but didnt want to put a focus on the family ad, you would be fine, saying thats a network, they can do what they want? >> the on...