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Those are just some of the stories were covering on tonights pbs newshour. Major funding for the pbs newshour has been provided by ive been around long enough to recognize the people who are out there owning it. The ones getting involved, staying engaged. They are not afraid to question the path theyre on. Because the one question they never want to ask is, how did i end up here . I started schwab with those people. People who want to take ownership of their investments, like they do in every ot...

More classmates. The pain of saying goodbye has become part of everyday now in newtown. This grieving community buried two more at first graders today. Jessica rekos led to plan and organize so much, their family calls per their ceo. James mattioli ended most of his days cuddled on the couch with his mom. They kept saying the boy had a big gun and a little gun. I could not i could not fathom what they were talking about. He found the boys huddled in his yard after they ran past the gunman to esc...

They say ride it like a cowboy. Just ride it, ride that sucker right through. Thats where the 2. 2 Million People come in. Would have died maybe, but it would have been 1. 6 to 2. 2. And thats not acceptable. But there are a lot of people that said, i thought about it. I said, maybe we should ride it through. You always hear about the flu. I talk about it all the time. We had a bad flu season. Were in the midst of a bad flu season. You know we had a bad season last year as an example, a bad flu ...

[ laughter and applause ] you guys have been great. This next joke is gonna be my last joke, and i dont think im giving anything away here when i tell you its amazing. [ laughter ] good news, everybody. My little brother was just awarded his black belt in tae kwon do. [ laughter, cheers and applause ] yeah. Thank you. Hell be happy to hear that. And the entire family was really proud of him, you know . But im a little conflicted about it, cause hes my little brother. I used to be able to just to...

Were gonna get to show. But what really makes it special is the part where one of em takes out a Utility Knife and repeatedly jams it up qaddafis ass. If they can do that to a world leader, i might as well do it to the people who work on my show, in a new segment called qaddafid. Everybody in the writers room. G gaddafi. Gaddafi. I just got gaddafied. Gaddafi. Gaddafi. Gaddafi. Gaddafi. Ah, one of those felt so right. A big thanks to qadaffi for dying so we could do that bit. Send in your own qa...

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Decades many thought this day would never come closer to an economic milestone for greece after almost a decade of debt crisis the countrys bailouts and athens will now be able to borrow money on Financial Markets for the first time in eight years but the road to full recovery is still a long one. Thank you so much for joining us everyone well we begin our broadcast in venezuela a country that is in the grip of an economic meltdown and just as life has become even more difficult but as well as n...

Hearing, but thats what it turned into. Of course we know its going to be partisan, but this hyperpartisanship that were in now is just really unprecedented and its really unbelievable. I was embarrassed actually watching today. I was sitting there, saying, chris, this is whos running our country . What is going now we know why people want to vote the bums out. You know what, thats the hope. The hope is people will see this and say we want better. No matter your stripe, right, left, or reasonabl...