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Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Nick Offerman, Charli Damelio, musical guest haim and featurinthe legendary roots crew questlove 1222 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause nice to see you. Well, guys, everyone is still talking about the coronavirus. And i gotta be honest, things are get...

Are struggling to get what they need. The secretary of health and Human Services is here live with answers. In italy, a health care crisis. Icus overflowing. Hospitals building tents outside their doors to treat patients as police are now enforcing the countrys massive lockdown in the race to contain the outbreak. Also this morning, bidens big win. The former Vice President takes a commanding lead in the race for the democratic nomination racking up huge victories over Bernie Sanders in michigan...

The stock market today suffered its worst day since 2008, while great person trump suffered his worst day he was at m. I. T. He taught at m. I. T. For, i think, a Record Number of years. He was a great super genius, since, i dont know, yesterday [ laughter ] dr. John trump i like this stuff. President Trumps White House i really get it. Social media director, this people are surprised that i weekend, shared a video of understand it. Former Vice President joe biden every one of these doctors said...

Tonight, join jimmy and his guests senator Bernie Sanders Angela Basset comedian isabel hagen and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1223 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness wow. Thank you i love you im so happy youre here welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you for thank you for watching, everybody. You guys, were so glad hes here Bernie Sander...

Former Vice President joe biden widened his delegate lead over senator Bernie Sanders for the democratic nomination. Wow, it is starting to look like biden is going to wander away with this thing. [ laughter ] after a Strong Performance in yesterdays socalled mini tuesday primary, former Vice President joe biden spoke last night from philadelphia and said, quote, tonight we are a step closer to restoring decency, dignity, and honor to the white house. And to anyone who says differently youre ful...

Gatherings, urging the entire country, all 60 Million People, to stay home, shutting down travel and transforming Tourist Attractions into ghost towns. Wall street meltdown. As President Trump tries to calm the markets and fend off a recession after the worst day since the financial crisis. We will be taking care of the american public. The new promise for major stimulus to jumpstart the economy. Super showdown. Joe biden and Bernie Sanders headtohead in six states today. St unde nomination toni...

Welcome to e. T. In new york city. Its cold outside but we have someone to keep us warm. The guy who has all the right stuff mr. Joey mcintyre. Good to be here. Thank you. Bring em on. Were hanging tough here. You have a lot going on. Well get to all that. Lets start with some news. Take it away. The ongoing drama between Gabrielle Union and americas got talent. A major theme of all of it seems to be jay lenos guest appearance on the show. Hey, how are you doing, sir . Hey, how are you . Why do ...

Welcome to e. T. In new york city. Its cold outside but we have someone to keep us warm. The guy who has all the right stuff mr. Joey mcintyre. Good to be here. Thank you. Bring em on. Were hanging tough here. You have a lot going on. Well get to all that. Lets start with some news. Take it away. The ongoing drama between Gabrielle Union and americas got talent. A major theme of all of it seems to be jay lenos guest appearance on the show. Hey, how are you doing, sir . Hey, how are you . Why do ...

Dropping out of the president ial race, an announcement that sent shockwaves through the rest of the elevator [ laughter ] senator Amy Klobuchar has released a new campaign ad calling President Trump a, quote, whiner in the white house, and trump will have a great comeback as soon as he finds something that rhymes with klobuchar. [ laughter ] motor car russian czar myanmar. Is that a good one . [ laughter ] according to new survey, 99 of white evangelicals oppose impeaching President Trump jesus...

In that case, lets get to the news President Trump this morning attacked the impeachment inquiry tweeting, this impeachment nonsense is just the continuation of the witch hunt hoax. Okay, this is beside the point but witch hunt and hoax mean the same thing [ laughter ] calling the impeachment a witch hunt hoax is like calling you dumb donald trump. [ laughter ] you dont [ cheers and applause need both. According to a new poll, 50 of americans say theyre ready to elect an openly gay president if ...