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and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there o say does that star spangled banner yet wave o er the land of the free and the home of the brave will: welcome to fox and friends this saturday morning, glad to have you with us on what feels like i don t know, roughly the beginning of summer. rachel: it feels like summer. pete: can finally bust out the light colored suits. will: the darkest suit i have ever worn was a texas flag suit. rachel: he is going to a funeral and you are going somewhere else. will: the jersey shore. pete: glad to have you but that s for the next four hours. president biden after tripping over a sandbag, today expected to sign the budget deal, the deficit, the debt ceiling deal. he used his first ever primetime oval office address to address what he is calling a victory and a moment or two to go after republicans. here s what he said in the first-ever oval offi
take him behind the school and beat him up. tough guy. but he falls over with the wind, going on air force one. nobody fs with the biden except for venezuela, saudi arabia, every other opec nation. we ll explain in detail. recently, biden got on his knees, hands and knees begging and pleading the saudi s crown prince to please produce more oil. he s been begging opec as well. the same crown prince in this case that biden openly refer to as a pariah, that he accused of torturing and murdering the journalist jamal kavhogghi. opec says they will be reducing oil production by a whopping 2 million barrels a day that will reduce supply and increase the price of the a barrel of oil. this is not only deeply humiliating for joe biden and the u.s., most importantly, it is painful to millions of americans. now, gas buddies, patrick is predicting opec s decision today will drive passes up to 15 to 30cents per gland. look at this, $5 in reno. $6.42 in california. that s average. $5.47 in
good to see you guys. pete: we shouldn t be shocked. it is always whatever laws for thee but not for me, whatever is best for one s self-interest when it comes to the bidens. president biden said nobody fs with the biden and that is hunter s attitude. the iron he should be lost on no one. a president who wants to restrict weapons and his son wants to loosen the laws by taking advantage of the second amendment as his defense to potential gun, unlawful weapons charge. the thing is, even if, i wouldn t handicap his success on this, even if he is able to avoid the unlawful possession charge that doesn t absolve him from lying on a federal form which could get you up to five years behind bars. will: meaning you said you are
take a look at your screen. this is odd. ask yourself, why does biden always need a third microphone? what s joey doing there? anyway, here to try to answer that much more, adam could he row lea. in the beginning when i was talking about joe s being weak, frail and a cog advenitive mess i hit we hit a tipping point. let s take your part on yo s cognitive ability. well, jackie was top of mind, although what mind? that s the excuse, yes. i would rather what mind are we talking about? let s just approach it this way. and, you know, all jokes aside. nobody fs with a biden. he didn t say nobody fs with me. he said nobody fs with a biden like he is tony soprano.