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Hunter biden probably being target number one for republicans. and youre crying foul on that saying that hunter biden should be there, correct? >> well, i think that that is one of the witnesses that we would like to hear from and were being denied that, yeah. leland: the question is why is it okay for democrats to deny -- i should say why is it wrong for democrats to deny hunter biden being there, but its okay for president trump to keep john bolton or mick mulvaney or a number of other white h...

No. they had a golden opportunity to speak real truth to real power. but the nba stopped them. today the nba announced that none of the players on the tour in china will be able to speak to the media for the rest of the trip. wouldnt want any of them using their free speech the wrong way and criticizing their chinese masters. theyre all like this, by the way. the coach of the san antonio spurs, gregg popovish, hes aggressively political. he calls the president a soulless coward who brings out th...

Normandy. thats why this is happening? >> thats a non sequitur. having been a part of this apparatus, i would hope that didnt come from his national security staff. i dont think the talking points in this particular case were either read or were in anyay digested by the president. i think he just said what was on his mind. and i cant get into that. that comment i would just push aside. it just doesnt have anything to do with whats going on. united states has relied on the kurds to do some incred...

Then they admitted, okay, yes, we were withholding that aid. they said it was being delayed by some sort of interagency process, whatever that means. then they told some lawmakers that the aid was being withheld so the white house could try to gauge the effectiveness of the aid in ukraine, a claim that reportedly struck some lawmakers as, quote, odd. the president and vice president mike pence then both claimed that the aid was being withheld because they wanted to make sure that ukraine wasnt t...

Country thats corrupt. within 24 hours that explanation from the president changed to what appeared to be a total n non sequitur where he said germany and france were also to give money to ukraine alongside us. if you think about it, thats a weird thing to be worried about. five minutes ago it was nobody should be giving money to ukraine because theyre corrupt. now you want to make sure that the french and the germans are giving money to ukraine too alongside us because were giving them money? i...

>> juan: i wish i would hear you guys speak about the extremists in the nra in this way. >> greg: thats a non sequitur. >> greg: look, 89% of measures say we have got to do something. >> greg: people in the nra are causing mass shootings? >> jesse: constitutional. >> dana: all right, next up. if you thought our live animals are great wait until you see the stuff we didnt get to show you. watch. ♪ i get my hand down ♪ i get my hand down ♪ i got my drink every curve, every innovation, every ...

>> juan: i wish i would hear you guys speak about the extremists in the nra in this way. >> greg: thats a non sequitur. >> greg: look, 89% of measures say we have got to do something. >> greg: people in the nra are causing mass shootings? >> jesse: constitutional. >> dana: all right, next up. if you thought our live animals are great wait until you see the stuff we didnt get to show you. watch. ♪ i get my hand down ♪ i got my drink up ♪ a new low. at visionworks, our sales are good on all ...

Again, i come from the coast of south carolina. its called the low country of south carolina for a reason where i grew up. and literally on the farm that i grew up on you can see areas that there were pine trees growing up when i was a boy that are now salt flats. i believe in climate change. its to me illogical to say i believe in the miracles of science in terms of what it can do to our bodies at a hospitals at johns hopkins but i dont believe in science when it comes to earth. that, to me, is...

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>> i dont like spam. >> suddenly theyre doing the most outlandish, racy, non sequitur type of humor. and killing me, the 13-year-old. >> its extraordinary what you cant do on american television. i think you can do it on pbs. thats why -- i hope you all watch it. >> dont attack me with it! come on! >> oh! >> you get the generation of comedy nerds who dont even know that theyre comedy nerds. >> this is no more. it has ceased to be. >> "monty python" turned out to break so many rules. i mean, it c...