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Big and important. Ask your doctor is your heart is healthy enough to destroy the world. Do not take viagrageton if you are sane. Viagragedon do we all have to die because your penis is small . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, tiny hands, big button. Plus, stephen welcomes America Ferrara David Harbour and musical guest julien baker. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause s...

On the east coast right now . Didnt even bother to lie. A bomb cyclone what is theyre calling it. Why they make it sound like the east coast is about to get hit with a delicious dessert from dairy queen, i dont know. [ laughter ] they did, schools are closed. Thousands of flights were canceled. It even snowed in tallahassee, florida, today. Alligators were like, what the . [ laughter ] meanwhile, here in l. A. It was 70 degrees. [ laughter ] it was a chilly 70, i had to wear two pairs of lulu le...

A new book quotes one of Donald Trumps top supporters criticizing the president and the white house is not happy about it. President china tells his soldiers to be combat ready at a grand military parade. And turkey slams the u. S. Over the trial of a banker accused of illegally moving money for iran. Our government rallies are being held in iran for a second day that follows five nights of antigovernment protests a senior military commander has to clear the and the protest movement in which twe...

Well, finally we found out who this nigger is. If you have been waiting for a nigerian prince to fork over part of his fortune to you, sorry to tell you, theres been a snag. Michael newe doesnt look like your typical nigerian prince, that is because is he a 67 year old man from louisiana. Police say that nue was part of an email an phone scam that promised people money in exchange for their bank account information. Trevor you know, i always thought that those spam emails were misspelled because...

Nuclear strike is always on the table in my office. You should clearly know this is certainly not a threat but rather a reality. Oh, little rocketman has a little Nuclear Button on his litinlittle desk. How dear. Our dear layered and his speedy hot dock thumbs couldnt let that jab fly so the president tbeeted, quote, north korea president said that the Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times. Would somebody from his regime please inform him that i too have a Nuclear Button but it is a much bi...

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A witness saw moments before the gunfire. I spoke to a witness who says that she heard arguing between these men and the shooting happened across the street and behind me. Meanwhile Oakland Police investigators are still trying to piece together exactly what led up to the gunfire. Evidence markers cover the sidewalk outside a barbershop tonight where a shooting sent two men to the hospital. One of them has since died. We have Police Responding to an emergency. Looks like shots were fired. The Oa...

Growing up, a lot of people judged me because of the way i look. I thought all asians were good at math. You all look the same to me. No, where are you really from . 9 11 was your fault. How do you see out of such small eyes . Go back to your country. I guess i wish that people knew. We are not all the same. We are not all the same. We are not all the same. Now to the weather. The deep freeze that gripped the north slid across the south today. Daytime temperatures, more than 30 degrees below nor...

Backing that the the iranian people are secure and can go all the way in securing their freedom in the previous regime but weve seen where this apparent prodemocracy fervor can loot. Join a you get the american president says he supports the protesters but these protests are not protests against the government these kinds of demonstrations happen in any country and they are against rising prices but each time these demonstrations happen and we see that the authorities opponents use them for thei...

Now to the weather. The deep freeze that gripped the north slid across the south today. Daytime temperatures, more than 30 degrees below normal. Down into the teens. And 20s. Across mississippi, alabama, florida, georgia, and the carolinas. More than 2,000 flight are already canceled for tomorrow. Here is manuel bojorquez. This was i95 through brunswick, georgia, while it isnt rare to see a massive backup here, the cause of this one was. Ice on the road. This far south. Dozens of long haul drive...