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[laught [laughter] woohoo tune in next week to see if i can pull off the sack of flour challenge. Goodnight. [cheering and applause] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Im trevor noah. Thank you so much. My guest tonight is from cnns new show united shades of america, w. Kamau bell is joining us, people cheers and applause but first, but first, we have to talk about las...

Good idea but apparently everybody in class was more interested in the aids preparation program. Yeah, congrats, julia. When it comes to americas president ial primaries theres a quirk in the democracy process and its a quirk everyone has been talking about. Its all about the delegates, all about that math. Hillary clinton and Bernie Sanders vying for delegates. A delegate death match on the republican side. Trevor yeah, delegate death match that was my favorite Jean Claude Van damme movie. It t...

Convention so bad, ive already picked out my outfit. laughter i think i look pretty good. Can i just take a second to mention yeah, i slay. But Im Still Holding out some hope because these guys have a plan. Ted cruz and john kasich officially joining forces in a sort of lastditch effort to try to sink donald trump at a contested convention. Lets call it team krasick. Trevor lets not do that. Team krasick . That sounds like a Sorority Girls insult. That bitch is crazy and sick. She craysick. She ...

Impossible for any republican contender but him to clinch the nomination before convention. Trevor thats right, people, mathematically impossible. Thats how hard donald trump crushed it last night. He defeated math. laughter numbers were, like, weve done all we can, guys. Were done. Talk to the letters. Were out. laughter im going to be honest. I think trump winning all these states is an absolute disaster, and not just because of his terrible ideas, but because i was i was really looking forwar...

Good sunday morning to you. This is the headline this morning. Front page. Ted cruz, a double set of victories for him beginning in kansas where he won with 48 of the vote compared to 23 for donald trump. Senator marco rubio at 17 . Also in kansas the Democratic Caucuses held there with senator Bernie Sanders winning with nearly 70 compared to just over 30 for Hillary Clinton. Moving to kentucky the republican caucuses there onald trump winning. In louisiana, the republican primary donald trump ...

Frustration as he tries to call for help. Send the ambulance now. The now 911 call raising Big Questions this morning. Could help have come sooner . Who let the dogs out the dog causing a big delay sprinting onto the field during a game running, leaping, even licking players. Who let this dog out . Who let the dogs out and good morning, america. Happy wednesday. That dog just wanted to have a little fun. Yeah, exactly. At least the dog was very nice. He was very nice. And hes fast too. Robin is ...

Kid rocks nightmare. He finds his assistant dead on his property panic and frustration as he tries to call for help. Send the ambulance now. The now 911 call raising Big Questions this morning. Could help have come sooner . Who let the dogs out the dog causing a big delay sprinting onto the field during a game running, leaping, even licking players. Who let this dog out . Who let the dogs out and good morning, america. Happy wednesday. That dog just wanted to have a little fun. Yeah, exactly. At...

Kid rocks nightmare. G a game running, leaping, even licking players. Who let this dog the dogs out and good morning, america. Happy wednesday. That dog just wanted to have a little fun. Yeah, exactly. At least the dog was very nice. He was very nice. And hes fast too. Robin is on assignment. Were coming off a big night in the race for the white house. Thats right. On the democratic side Hillary Clinton winning all but one primary raising Big Questions about how much longer Bernie Sanders will s...

Kid rocks nightmare. He finds his assistant dead on his property panic and frustration as he tries to call for help. Send the ambulance now. The new 911 call raising Big Questions this morning. Could help have come sooner . Who let the dogs out the dog causing a big delay sprinting onto the field during a game running, leaping, even licking players. Who let this dog out . Who let this dog out . Who let the dogs out and good morning, america. Happy wednesday. That dog just wanted to have a little...

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