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"hello, children. i live in your nightmare." ( laughter ). this is the "colbert report." ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: yeah! yeah! yeah! whooo! whooo! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: nice, nice, thank you so much. welcome to the report. thank you for joining. before we start off, i just want to say i would like to do tonights show for the whales. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) well, nation, the general election is in full swing. and it looks like...

>> now is the time to heed the timeless advice from teddy roosevelt. speak softly, and carry a stick. end of quote. i promise you, the president has >> stephen: tonight, republicans release a newant-obama attack ad. i cant wait to hear what country he was born in now. ( laughter ) then super-pacs go to college and immediately gain political power. and 15 pounds. ( laughter ) and my guest, jack white harks new album, "blunderbuss." finally, a pro gun song not by ted nugent. james carvil...

( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: yeah! yeah! yeah! whooo! whooo! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: nice, nice, thank you so much. welcome to the report. thank you for joining. before we start off, i just want to say i would like to do tonights show for the whales. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) well, nation, the general election is in full swing. and it looks like the only voting bloc that matters, other than stay-at-home moms, social conservative his...

( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: yeah! yeah! yeah! whooo! whooo! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: nice, nice, thank you so much. welcome to the report. thank you for joining. before we start off, i just want to say i would like to do tonights show for the whales. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) well, nation, the general election is in full swing. and it looks like the only voting bloc that matters, other than stay-at-home moms, social conservative his...

>> oh, yeah. >> the president going late night to grab some young voters. well have the highlights for you. >> he looks too serious in the background. >> mitt romney so close to the republican nomination now he can taste it. the former massachusetts goer sweeping to victory in the biggest day of the gop primary voting since super tuesday winning new york, connecticut, pennsylvania, rhode island and delaware. it seems inevitable he will clinch the nomination next month. last night he to...