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And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause stephen hey ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Look, ive got some. cheers and applause ive actually got some good news. The g. O. P. Plan to repeal obamacare is officially dead cheers and applause got nothing, no pulse. No. They pulled the plug. That is something ive said three times now. laughter t...

And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause stephen hey ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Look, ive got some. cheers and applause ive actually got some good news. The g. O. P. Plan to repeal obamacare is officially dead cheers and applause got nothing, no pulse. No. They pulled the plug. That is something ive said three times now. laughter t...

be there. he was supposed to be on a flight this morning from moscow to havana, cuba, but a reporter on the flight tweeted this photo of snowdens empty seat. meaning either he didnt show or he was in the bathroom. after all, he is a known leaker. the truth is, snowden could be anywhere, folks, even right here in had this studio. hold on, wait a second. jay, are you edward snowden? >> no, im jay. stephen: are you sure? youre white and you have glasses. >> so are you. tephen: oh, my god!...

captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, weve got to go. sit down. weve got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, ive got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i dont have to tell you what that is. im being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and c...

captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, weve got to go. sit down. weve got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, ive got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i dont have to tell you what that is. im being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and c...

>> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, weve got to go. sit down. weve got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, ive got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i dont have to tell you what that is. im being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and current drone bait edward snowden has go...

>> john: thats our show. please join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> a sweet return announcing that twinkies will be back. >> get out your straws and put them in there and suck out all that creamy stuff. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, weve got to go. sit down. weve go...

of irresponsible speculation and i want in on it which brings me to my now running segment ♪ where in the world is edward snow-diego? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: if i get it right, i could win a trip to anywhere in the continental united states. oh, ive always wanted to go to queens. better get my shots. now, for weeks now, folks, its been believed that snowden has been holed up in hong kong. let me show you. okay. for weeks its been thought that hes holed up in hong kong...