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Aspen. the family is deep sea diving in australia. they use the party invitation as a excuse to rub your face in all of the fun things they do. i hate these peoplement if you are not going to a party, just say i aint going. dont tell us you and the nanny are going to the wine country with a gorilla. >> you forgot soup kitchen. >> ill be volunteering. >> that would be a good one. that drives me crazy too. you cant one-up from that. >> and one of the things youll find if you are working this week ...

You cant one-up from that. >> and one of the things youll find if you are working this week like some people are, that when you try to get in touch with others that you need to reach, that there will be an out of office reply and this is one of the ones i like the most. it says if i respond to your e-mail, my wife will kill me. if it is a [ inaudible ], please communicate by phone, text or voice mail. if you are trying to -- i cant see this. if you are trying to give me money, come on over. so i...

Most of them are just the cut and paste, i will be out of the office such and such, i am so important. i hate the out of office reply. >> even e-mail. >> theres a certain industry. >> certain industry. and the whole ill be out of pocket, youre not a quarterback. >> is that the end of this? >> i have something, baby news. >> i love babies. >> martha maccallum was in london. megyn kelly was at the hospital and gave birth to a baby boy on the 23rd. the baby has brown hair and those trademark blue e...

Most of them are just the cut and pasting of i will be out of the office on such and such. and im so important that i need to let you know this because what i do is so important to life. i hate the out of office reply. >> there is a certain industry. >> and also the whole ill be out of pocket, youre not a quarterback. [ laughter ] >> but you would -- >> is that the end? >> no, i have something. baby news. >> oh, i love babies. >> yes. baby news. were going to go -- martha mccallum was in london ...

Person. >> bob, your turn. >> norway, northern norway, most of those countries, gets very dark five months of the year, no sun at all, why most of their pop laying is born nine months after thats over. theyre taking a step in the right direction. building five gigantic mirrors to light the town for five months, genius, population will plummet, but good to have that. congratulations, another good step in fighting global warming. >> do you think theyre just vain? >> vain? mirrors on the sky? >> ho...

>> thats way more interesting than most of them. most of them are just the cut and paste, i will be out of the office such and such, i am so important. i hate the out of office reply. >> even e-mail. >> theres a certain industry. >> certain industry. and the whole ill be out of pocket, youre not a quarterback. >> is that the end of this? >> i have something, baby news. >> i love babies. >> martha maccallum was in london. megyn kelly was at the hospital and gave birth to a baby boy on the 23rd. t...

Person. >> bob, your turn. >> norway, northern norway, most of those countries, gets very dark five months of the year, no sun at all, why most of their pop laying is born nine months after thats over. theyre taking a step in the right direction. building five gigantic mirrors to light the town for five months, genius, population will plummet, but good to have that. congratulations, another good step in fighting global warming. >> do you think theyre just vain? >> vain? mirrors on the sky? >> ho...