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Hundred miles offshore to find a place that wants you to be president. I like that. Well done. Now you may be wondering why are people like rubio who has won so far minnesota and an island who cant for vote for president and john kasich who has won even less staying in the race. Good question, why are they staying in the race . Well, its because of the republicans new brilliant strategy for stopping trump. In order to stop trump from collecting the number of delegates that would put him over the...

Hes a frequent guest on bob and tom. Hes standup comedian greg the gorilla hahn from boca raton. 100 of your taxes will go to the military i dont have the rest figured out yet. Paid for by tosh for hahn. For the record, im not endorsing or voting for greg, i just enjoy his rhetoric. God bless north america, good night. Announcer from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause welcome to the daily show, everybody. Im trevor no...

Laughter allegedly allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. And he announced today that he is retiring from the nfl after 18 years. Yeah, um, apparently, he wants to spend more time with his sponsors. Um. laughter he will be rich. I mean missed. applause and cheering go out, peyton. So from one man covered in orange to another, i, uh. laughter, applause cheering i think we can, uh. We can all agree donald trump is the best thing to happen to politics. He, uh. No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. cause ...

Guys tonight. Jussie smollett from empire. First, guys, we have to talk about a bizarre story out in minnesota. On wednesday diners add joes crab shack received an unpleasant surprise when they saw a picture of who black men being lynched as decoration next to their table. Larry its true. The picture was taken from 1985 and joes crab shack had a funny caption that read, all i said is i didnt like the gumbo. Thats the problem with decorate being in American History. If youre going to keep it 100,...

So from one man covered in orange to another, i, uh. laughter, applause cheering i think we can, uh. We can all agree donald trump is the best thing to happen to politics. He, uh. No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. cause there was a time when, for most people, watching primary debates was a chore. And, you know, and one of those chores that you dont have to do. You know, like dusting the toilet. laughter but now, thanks to trump, people are once again engaged in the democratic process, hoping...

Terrorism actually presents . Another quick thing about what the book presents we have it for sale and is priced to sell here at the cato institute. 18 with a spine hardcover book. You are, quite certain you will not find it for lesson on top of that the office assured me they would be happy to sign it for you so those of you who are here with us today are very fortunate. Those of you who are watching on line at home ill bet you wish you were here but rest assured you will be able to find a book...

[ applause ] all kidding aside, obviously we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. [ laughter ] for example, no, seriously, just recently in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice at the steakhouse the Mens Cooking Team did not impress the judges from omaha steaks and there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership and so ultimately you didnt blame lil jon or meatloaf, you fired gary busey. [ laughter ] and the...

And breadth of experience. [ laughter ] for example, no, seriously, just recently in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice at the steakhouse the Mens Cooking Team did not impress the judges from omaha steaks and there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership and so ultimately you didnt blame lil jon or meatloaf, you fired gary busey. [ laughter ] and these are the kind of decision thats would keep me up at night. [ laughter ] and...

And we are live here in milwaukee, where the Wisconsin Democratic party is holding their 2016 founders day gala. The event will include remarks from president ial candidates Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. We will also hear from several lawmakers including senator franken and Tammy Baldwin. And representatives more and marcy kaptur. Expects the program to begin shortly. Until that happens, we will show you a discussion from todays washington journal. Welcome to the program. Good morning, sir...

Nicole lets check at this second, 40. 83 cents a barrel. Lauren earning season underway. Reporting profits fell by 92point, we will have that story. Nicole and in sports, fans in Oklahoma City honor kobe bryant and last road game and in boston fans paid tribute to david ortiz and home owner. Lauren 5 01 in new york. Welcome to fbn am. Nicole a new poll finds donald trump and Hillary Clinton with commanding leads in new york. Trump with 54 support in his home state. Ohio Governor John Kasich is 2...