Mar 17, 2021
This Local Woman Found an Old Tombstone in her Yard! She contacted the cemetery, they said that the grave stone had been replaced and they did not want it back.
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that s too small a tombstone. you know he ain t got nothing buried with him, and they ll leave you alone. just a wooden cross. bolted down to the sides. yeah, i like that. i was hoping to be cremated and you throw me around town, around the mountains, wherever you go. everybody gets a little bag of ashes and you throw me everywhere. i want to be thrown everywhere. get a shot of jack daniels and sprinkle you in jack daniels. no, no, jim beam. i hate jack daniels. you like jack daniels. no not no more. i know, i know. get a shot glass of jim beam. oh, yeah, yeah, do it the right way. i ll do that for you. all right. that s all i ask. i ain t gonna drink it. i didn t ask you to drink it. it will go on the ground. go ahead.