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>> well, according to "the wall street journal" when he was with bain capital, mitt romney once invested $2 million in a company that made dolls that looked like their owners. who would want a doll that looked like themselves? all right, besides donald trump. i mean, who would want -- i mean, ok. >> oh, man. >> i wish we had donald trump on the line to actually have him weigh in on it. we have donald trump on the line. hello, sir. >> you do and they did make a doll of me and i dont know if it wa...

Carolina? >> somebody who wants a doll made after him. >> democratic nomination for the senate in south carolina? and now im talking, of course, about alvin greene. what economic ideas does he have to put people back to work. anything innovative? >> he told "the telegraph" newspaper is what you can do is make dolls like me. maybe little action dolls and me in an air force uniform and me in my suit. its not a joke. yes, it is. >> oh, my gosh, that is what weve put together for you. this is what i...

Party. the former conservative deputy prime minister saying that it is a nonconservative thing, pointing out that— is a nonconservative thing, pointing out that channel 4 was created under margaret _ out that channel 4 was created under margaret thatcher and was designed at the _ margaret thatcher and was designed at the time to stimulate investment in private _ at the time to stimulate investment in private production companies and so on _ in private production companies and so on so— in pr...