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Elk Outrage, Horny Mature Whales, and GOP Baby-Nappers!

Hi there! I think we all had a good time with the inaugural Trash Report last week, so I’ve written another one and I hope it puts a little zig in your zag. A little cream in your coffee. A little button on your snowman, if you know what I mean. To enjoy, simply place this window over your Zoom screen window and pretend to be completely focused on your meeting. Good luck! My brain...
Oregon State University United States Multnomah County Julie Brown Stephanie Beatriz Matt Shea

THE TRASH REPORT: Elk Outrage, Horny Mature Whales, and GOP Baby-Nappers!

Hi there! I think we all had a good time with the inaugural Trash Report last week, so I’ve written another one and I hope it puts a little zig in your zag. A little cream in your coffee. A little button on your snowman, if you know what I mean. To enjoy, simply place this window over your Zoom screen window and pretend to be completely focused on your meeting. Good luck! My brain...
Oregon State University United States Multnomah County Julie Brown Stephanie Beatriz Matt Shea

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