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And speaking of finding crosses where you dont expect to -- >> it does have a name. the christ mystery. >> reporter: its a cross between and cross and a tree. for $399. its thought just a tree, its a movement. the christian creator got annoyed at references to the holiday trees. she prefers -- >> putting christ back in christmas. >> reporter: joining others on the war on christmas. the cross is like the trunk. >> the cross is the trunk. >> reporter: the artificial tree comes in pieces. add or le...

The virgin mary in a grilled cheese. but the sign of a cross in a newborn calf. moses was born on a connecticut farm september 1st. they are hoping to find a home for him where he wont be eaten. the farmer believes there may be a sign. >> hopefully will open peoples eyes. >> reporter: meet question mark. she is agnostic. we met her more than a decade ago in new york. does we have periods of exclamation points? nope. mickey was acquired by disney. he died of natural causes.

Somewhere in america, theres a home by the sea powered by the wind on the plains. theres a hospital where technology has a healing touch. theres a factory giving old industries new life. and theres a train that got a whole city moving again. somewhere in america, the toughest questions are answered every day. because somewhere in america, 69,000 people spend every day answering them. siemens. answers. tools are uncomplicated. nothing complicated about a pair of 10 inch hose clamp pliers. you kno...

And we are looking at something that may unlock the mystery of the brain and give these children a whole new future.

Governments responsibility to create jobs. thats just -- yes, a high c. brenda: well try to get you up there again in the next segment. thanks. you know that white house jobs summit last week? neil is still down in d.c. waiting for his invite. up while he was waiting a new washington power grab that could deep-six our job market for good, but first, government-run healthcare, good enough for the american people, but not th