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* Texas sheriff decides that Dobbs just didn't happen. [The Guardian] * The "deeply rooted" rhetoric from the Dobbs opinion is already getting used to attack trans folks. If only America was deeply rooted in equality. [Axios] * The SCOTUS Dobbs ruling was so bad -- *How bad was it?* -- that it tanked American soft power. Please clap. [WaPo] * Reminder: Respect to Dick's and all, but planning on corporations to save you generally isn't good praxis. [Commondreams] * With B...

* Here's a map showing the legality of abortion, state by state. [The Guardian] * Stare decisis? I hardly knew her! [CNN] * A matter of judgment: Louisiana judge temporarily prevents abortion ban from kicking in. [WDSU] * States scramble to prevent the 2nd Amendment from being an absolute right. [NYT]

* Stand firm: The People want to know where Biglaw firms stand on the overturning of ,em>Roe. [Reuters] * Agency as tragedy: Governor defends Oklahoma's lack of a rape or incest exception to abortion bans. [CBS News] * Florida law lets cops harass you for playing music too loud. Talk about the right to remain silent. [Palm Beach Post] * Biden signed off on a bill that makes it harder for convicted domestic abusers to buy guns. [Reuters] * Oklahoma's gun deaths jumped soon after cons...

* Interested in finding out what the government is doing? It's all in there. Hard to navigate though. [Axios] * Even if SCOTUS is just LARPing as a squad of John Henrys right now, we should probably know the practical implications of this new 2nd Amendment ruling. Here's a primer. [WBALTV] * "Fine. I'll do it myself." States scramble to put limits on guns after Thomas and friends™️ say walking outside with a Mac is totally okay. [NYT] * Florida law lets officers tick...

* Good Morning! School shootings are so routine that our schools will have panic buttons in them now. Like bank tellers on the job, we kind of just factor in our kids encountering guns as a business expense. [CBS News] * The Cost of Caffeine: NLRA claims Starbucks is illegally trying to stop unionizing. I heard if you order a Venti Justice with two pumps of Equity the company will leave you alone. [CBS News] * Insurance company gets dropped by Allstate and Progressive after pulling some light Ju...

* Preventing collusion with enslavement in China has Americans worried things won't be as cheap. Very strong "Ethical accountability is cool and all, but I need to eat chocolate!" vibes. [NYT] * Texas's Robb Elementary school is slated to be demolished. [Reuters] * SCOTUS thinks having a gun during a theft isn't inherently violent. Little weird but okay. [CNN] * Still figuring out where the Carson v. Makin ruling came from? The signs were there all along. [CNN] * Rule of...

* We've thought of oil aficionados as science deniers, but judges? [WaPo] * Remember that NY vest law? Methinks its effectiveness is questionable. [NY Daily News] * Apparently, it's a federal crime to lay off half your workforce due to bad vibes. [Bloomberg] * Looking to be the next Learned Hand of equity? Here are a few tips. [US News] * Devil in Jersey City has me hoping we don't have to lock down again. [NY Post]

* When there are 9... guards: Biden signs bill to protect SCOTUS members. [US News] * Cops in Michigan can now seize cash at airports because they feel like it. Who needs the 4th, really? [Forbes] * When asked if things will be okay, Justice Sotomayor responded with an MLK-flavored "eventually." Yeah, this isn't as comforting as I would have hoped. [HuffPost] * Officer who killed a person wielding a knife showed her priorities by immediately worrying that her gun would be taken fr...

* Biden signed an executive order that, among other things, limits the use of federal funding for conversion therapy. Woop Woop! [The Guardian] * A vocal majority: Most New Yorkers would like fewer guns on the streets. [NY Post] * By the way, SCOTUS ruled that border agents can make warrantless arrests in most major American cities. No biggie. [Fox] * You know, there's probably a joke to be made about not paying people on the federal holiday meant to commemorate the end of slavery. [AP]

* After the Alito leak, NJ is marketing itself as the new Delaware. [NPR] * A SCOTUS decision could be the difference between 20k more guns in New York. [CBS News] * As much of a win Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation was, there's more work to be done. [Bloomberg Law] * Kentucky is suing over their blocked abortion law. [Lex18] * Landed the Biglaw gig and still feel like you aren't measuring up? Some great advice on this thread. [Reddit]