copping a squat right now. they will never do it again. joe: just grunt. greg: stop playing with that oreo. dana: i am so hungry. greg: our biology hasn t caught up with our technology. joe: maybe i should apologize to a lot of people in my life. i spent a lot of time on the toilet and the phone. i don t do phone calls. texts and emails. i get things done. also it makes your butt and legs go numb. i didn t know that. how would i know that. i don t have that stopping me from spending so much time. dagen: i m thinking about your phone. greg: jessica, your texting for two. our producer would like us to talk about other things you use your phone.