Author of the book, enriques journey, about a young honduran boy who comes to america to find his mother, and not as the title might lead do you believe, an inspiring tale of enrique iglesiass battle to accept the mole that was on his face and obviously i dont want to give away the ending, but he has it removed. [laughter] but first, over the past few years, new york city has done an awful lot to clean up times square. You been down to times square . It is not the romantic junkie haunted, crack infested, behookerred playground we all love. Gone are the days you have to worry about masked stranger demanding that you hand over all your money. Well, almost. 25yearold junior bishop dressed as spiderman took a photo with two people. When the couple attempted to give the man 1, bishop says he only takes 5, 10 and 20s. A Police Officer stepped in, telling the couple they can donate whatever they want. The officer asked for bishops i. D. He said he didnt have an i. D. Jon [whispering] his real
Weak at this stage. Jon yeah, yeah, what a smarmy ass [bleep] a disem bow eled stewart grabbing his entrails to cable network. I took a mild jab at stewart. That seems hyperbolic. You know ten western countries, we are going to need a broader effort. Nearly 40 nations have now agreed to join the international coalition. Egypt, jordan, lebanon and iraq, kuwait, bahrain, saudi arabia, qatar, the uae and iman. Thats what im talking about, now that is a whos who of most of us dont know where. laughter in your face, critics. I will bet this bold new Broad Coalition has silenced it. The coalition is not a real coalition. This coalition is looking dicey at best. Entirely unreliable. The coalition of the unwilling, disabled and selfinterest. Understand it takes time to get a coalition. A lot of people are saying wheres the urgency. Jon where is the urgency . You said it laughter we picked up 30 countries in three days. At that rate i wouldnt be surprised if isis joins the coalition. laughter o
Of the brain that overrides impulse control. The point is, arrests like this are pure discrimination, and that hurts the children. Fortunately, two gun lovers have written a new Childrens Book to help kids understand the open carry lifestyle. Its called my parents carry. laughter it tells the heartwarming story of brenna, her mom, and what looks like her other mom wearing a mustache. laughter unlike other parents, brennas mom and dad carry loaded weapons openly, which might make her feel different, but her father reassures her that, brenna, there is evil in this world and we want to protect you the best we can. When seconds count, the police are minutes away. What a beautiful bedtime story. The world is full of maniacs who want to hurt you and the police cant help. Good night, honey. laughter applause let me just open the window here so you can get a breeze, turn off the lights. Goodbye. laughter folks, i know the kids are just going to spend hours reading this book because its full of
Ceasefire, a 72hour ceasefire. Very nice. [cheering and applause] thats three days. Heres what im hoping for, a threeday ceasefire somehow miraculously returns into an eightday ceasefire and suddenly we got ourselves another hanukkah working, a whole other miracle. Obviously this is something a lot of us have been hoping for. We continue to support diplomatic efforts to end the violence between israel and hamas. The president has put his presidency behind the efforts to try find peace in the region. Jon and now we got three days of it. [laughter] a long weekend of peace. Its still too early to really know what brought this about, but we do know that the break came after this israel has made a request for resupply of several types of ammunition. As one defense official said to me, they have been using up an awful lot. Jon thats, of course, the correspondent from the understatement times picayune. So maybe thats what happens. Theyre just running out of [bleeped] to blow up. Maybe what ha
For frivolity. Just listen to this actual cnn interview with his old border schoolroom mate from switzerland. Did you go out in the night, you never go out, on disco or make party, never. Stephen thats right, he not even as a teen he never go out on disco or make party. I bet he never even go out on movie or night bowling. So sad. But folks, it turns out that kim jungun just might be kim jung fun. Because north korean state media our all bina cecum cumber leader has released new photos of the dear leader touring an industrial lubricant factory. I mean just look at that smile i have never seen him or anyone, really, so transported by the pure joy of lube. laughter nothing puts a grin on that machines face like extruded semi solids. I dont know item guy next to him is such a sour pus. I mean he gets to spend 16 hours a day watching that lube. laughter it sure is nice to see un finally let his hair down. Hes usually so serious when hes looking at things. Things like fruit. Mattresses. Acc