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super durp jourduper journalism super durp duper journalism super duper journalism awards. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i dont know. so this is where we honor writers who impress us with their brave journalistic pursuits and tonights winner, we get right to it, jeremy bailey a writer for the rap an entertainment web site. friday he broke a major story about a famous tv anchor saying something shockingly disgusting to a co-anchor. i believe we have tape of what actually caused the uproar. >> a lot ...

now, whats going to matter more to the country in the retirement from the presidential race of chris christie who devoted his campaign to smashing trump and was polling at about 3.6% nationally or the retirement from college football of alabama coach nick saban who won 297 games, 10 sec championships, seven national championships and had four heisman trophy winners, thats all. i know which retirement is going to upset me the most. finally bowing to reality former governor chris christi...

plus, from total celebration to complete chaos, two people were shot, a police officer hit by a fire truck during a victory parade for nba champion denver nuggets. and the department of justice tees off an investigation, looking into that mega merger between the pga tour and saudi funded liv golf. our reporters are fouling all of the latest developments. we start, though, with the breaking news out of pittsburgh where nbcs george solis is covering the guilty verdict in the trial of t...

city because jeffrey said, great, were gonna call up trump. >> tonight, new unsealed documents and what we already know about donald trump and jeffrey epstein. >> i do not think it is right and fair for this administrations labor department to have epstein as the focus. >> then, move over hunter biden. >> ever been any occupations that trump got paid by china? >> brand-new accusations that trump got paid by china while he was president. congressman jamie raskin joins me live with his n...

tonight on "the reidout" -- >> theres something dangerous happening in america. theres an extremist movement that does not share the basic beliefs in our democracy. all of us are being asked right now, what will we do to maintain our democracy? history is watching. the world is watching. >> president bidens powerful new ad on the trump threat to democracy amid new polling that shows a shocking number of americans dont believe what they saw with their own eyes on january 6th. plus, tw...

now. idout. all >> tonight on all in. >> epstein hung out with some of the most well connected people on earth. >> the republican front runner and the jeffrey epstein docks. >> she said she was once flying on epsteins plane and a maiden and planned stock in atlantic city because jeffrey said, great, were gonna call up trump. >> tonight, new unsealed documents and what we already know about donald trump and jeffrey epstein. >> i do not think it is right and fair for this administratio...

>> carley: its great point. thank you so much for joining us. >> always. thank you. >> carley: the second hour of "fox & friends" starts right now. ♪ ♪ dont stop ♪ believing ♪ hold on to that feeling streetlights ♪ people. >> carley: good morning. dont stop believing. all across america and especially in providence rhode island where it is also a rainy day and also a city i would look at and not know it was providence. >> griff: no. journey is maybe one of the greatest bands....

♪ i get a good feeling. >> griff: good morning, looking live at a gray kind of looking pittsburgh. you are listen to florida. florida is back. good morning, griff jenkins, joey jones joining us christmas week. you are stuck with us another day. do you know what i like to do before the little bug shows what city it is. i look at the city and try to guess. guess how many times i have gotten it right. >> griff: zero? >> carley: goose egg. maybe this time will be the time i get it right....

after returning from camp david to ring in the new year on the beach in the caribbean. sounds nice. you are watching "fox and friends," im carley shimkus. >> todd: im todd piro. it is anything, but a vacation for americans who are losing faith in joe biden. the president spent 411 days of his presidency on vacation. president obama spent 328 on vacation over two full terms. >> carley: president biden is skipping the end of year press conference this year. david spunt is live in washing...

republican rivals are crisscrossing early voting states, attempting to cut into his support in the new year. but they are battling their own conflicts. backlash grows for nikki haley over her response to a question on the civil war. we will dig into the latest on the race. new developments in gaza. israel is accused of hitting the same area they told people to seek refuge. they are facing allegations of firing on an aid convoy. as we gear up for the ball to drop in times square to ...