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Cozy readi readinger, corner, a brief cases, hand bags, hats of all kinds, and milk carton filled with items to create makebelieve hospitals, bakery, fire house and more. It was homelike and place to explore and experiment. And there was clay and other Art Materials tell set up. And it was a Treasure Cove of treasury and surprise. It was with a place to feast and fatten. The joy started in the morning with blocks. Build, build, build. And they moved from horizontal hundred runways to vertical br...

Today, but that highstakes stalemate is not getting any better. That fiscal cliff, just 29 days until everyones taxes go up and the white house and congress are absolutely deadlocked right now. Both sides seeming farther apart than ever. Both sides saying, its your turn to blame. Well see what happens. Also this morning, startling video. Its a little tough to watch but it is okay. Its a prank by a Television Host setting this magicians hair on fire. Now, the magician is okay. Hes recovering in t...

When both parties do come together, though both will not show the same reaction tonight to what is the president s fifth state of the union address. He walks into the Chamber Tonight presiding over a better u. S. Economy than when he took over the job, though with millions struggling, youll hear him talk about income inequality tonight as we watch the first lady enter. He will talk about education and immigration and minimum wage, and hell talk about health care now that there has been a levelin...

Compromise. Youve got to meet the party halfway. Youve got a tea party in the house that refuses to compromise. Meanwhile harry reid and Mitch Mcconnell continued to debate which side was truly at fault. Government was closed because ir rationality what was going on on the other side of the capital. Its unfortunate but thats the way it is. They will say its the mean old republicans or tea party or fox news or maybe even george w. Bush. They shut down the government and now they are praying the A...

Democrats in the house of representatives today that if the speaker of the house, john boehner, simply let the bill get on the floor for an up or down vote, every congressman could vote their conscious, the shutdown would end today. The only things thats preventing all that from happening right now today, in the next five minutes, is that Speaker John Boehner wont even let the bill get a yes or no vote because he doesnt want to anger the extremists in his party. Meanwhile the gop finds itself mo...

Out war. Its the end of an era, the mad dash for twinkies and cupcakes as hostess announces plans to go out of business. Thanks for joining us tonight. Im brian bolter. Im shawn yancy. We begin tonight with what was supposed to be a spoof on racial profiling during a traffic stop. But now two Prince Georges County Police Officers who appeared in an internet video are suspended, could be fired. Fox 5s Audrey Barnes has the story now. Prince georges county Police Internal fairs got an anonymous ti...

From company dee centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. Weve got a show for you tonight. Going to break the bank. My guest tonight, right here on this stage, should i say a certain boss from new jersey . cheers and applause not that one. Governor Chris Christie. Huh . Hes the boss. applause the other boss. Folks, weve been so wrapped up...

From company dee centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. Weve got a show for you tonight. Going to break the bank. My guest tonight, right here on this stage, should i say a certain boss from new jersey . cheers and applause not that one. Governor Chris Christie. Huh . Hes the boss. applause the other boss. Folks, weve been so wrapped up...

Jon not bad. Kind of obvious, i mean if you want to go with pregnancy puns based on british literature. Why not macbirth or why limit yourself to English Literature y not madams ovaris. laughter the prince and the hopper. Portrait of the fetus as a young man. Wait, wait perhaps dickens was best, a tale of sore titties. laughter applause it was the best of the breast of times what an erudite crowd. Titties. Come on, its just a babbee. You cant tell me british people actually give a crap about thi...