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love it and well give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: im not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt... edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. obrien: ill give it a shot. obrien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: h...

fleabag: im not obsessed with sex. i just cant stop thinking about it. dan levy: sexuality has come a long way in sitcom history. larry: can you donate a penis to a person whos transitioning? michael gross: laughter is a great way to deal with a very tricky world. george: daddy horny, michael elizabeth meriwether: sitcoms talk about sex... claire: my underwear. phil: my god. elizabeth meriwether: and about relationships. issa: im breaking up with him tonight. margaret cho: these shows ...

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Good afternoon. Im rikki cheese. Were in for somewhat of a wild ride with our weather this week. Lets go to meteorologist karla huegla and weather first. looks like las vegas will be starting the new year on cold centered around the utah colorado border, is an area of high pressure. Both systems are helping to filter in and amplify the mid and upper level moisture within the southwest. At the same time, these two system are breaking down our sufficient lift for shower production and that is what...

The National Weather service is reporting a tornado is heading towards scooba, mississippi. Thats right near mississippi, alabama border. Heres a look at where that is on the map. Damage has been reported at east Mississippi Community college. And the hunt is also on for two burglary suspects police say the men broke into a home near grand canyon drive and Lone Mountain road, took some stuff. Then got away in a car, driven by a female accomplice. Investigators say the man had been seen in that s...

After a search of his vehicle officials found two recentlykilled eagles and a hawk. The also seized two wings from two other recently killed hawks and 124 separate eagle and hawk feathers according to a ndow game warden. Mcivor claimed he was keeping the raptor parts for ceremonial purposes. Eagle feathers are often sold and traded illegally to be used in native american celebrations and for profit in international markets. The game warden could be worth as much as 10thousand dollars. In nevada....