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The lineup until its lack of local Brand Commission which is actually its title as the next step. I love it so much for smoking pot to account new survey. We begin in south africa away the state funeral of the antipasto and Michael Nelson mandela was held here on the sunday following his burial. Will his coffin was taken to the montana from the grave sites in the hills of community where busload and the grounds. In this the village where he grew up it was the countrys final goodbye to the man wh...

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Oprah should be the pope poprah [ laughter and applause ] oprah is love. Dont be a dick that was jesus whole message. Dont be a dick. Thats what it all comes down to. I was in texas last year, driving around on a saturday afternoon, and there was a protest in front of a honda dealership. 30 or 40 people angrily marching with placards and signs. And their sign said things like, gay is not okay, and, the word of god condemns homosexual acts. And it was a curious sight, and i stopped. And there was...

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Em. Hey, uhhuh, put your chain down in there theyll rob you. Keep your hand on the wheel or they might think thats two guns. laughter so when your mother is your friend and your parent you can make requests like they make requests to their parents, white kids. Look here, mommy, i want to use the garage for a whole week and promise youre not gonna come in there. laughter okay, billy. He down there making a nuke. Lights are flickering, the cable aint working. She at the door, i know hes doing some...

Stephen thats it for the report, everyb captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org actresses from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon hey, oh, my god hey, everybody, welcome to the daily show. Any name is jon stewart. My name is jon stewart and i need a haircut. [ laughter ] this is the longest head ive ever had. [ laughter ] we...

Well, that was our first show and we nailed it. Thanks to amy schumer and aziz ansari. See me live at the mirage and tweet me and on the blog cc. Com jeselnik. See you next week but before we go lets look back at the best moments from tonights show. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Oh, boy. Ah, memories. Good night kids. Go read a book. [cheers and applause]actresses from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily ...

Alisyn good morning, everybody. Thanks so much for joining us bright and early on this very Important News weekend. So much is happening now that investigators have left syria, anything could happen at any moment. Lets get to a fox news alert and the latest on syria for you. The u. N. Team investigating the chemical attack has left the country as the Obama Administration the syria carried out a chemical attack. Elizabeth prann is live for us in washington. Completed four day investigation. The t...

Ansari. See me live at the mirage and tweet me and on the blog cc. Com jeselnik. See you next week but before we go lets look back at the best moments from tonights show. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Women be shopping. Oh, boy. Ah, memories. Good night kids. Go read a book. [cheers and applause] actresses from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon hey, oh, my god hey, everyb...

Politics. I just love trump. Thats my boy. Im honored to have the heroic crew and passengers of southwest flight 1380. We salute you and every member of this crew. Thank you very much. [applause] brian what city is that . Steve brian, you look at it every morning. Brian i believe its new york city. Steve it is new york city. We are live. It is a wednesday. It is may the 2nd. Thank you very much for joining us. I have got to confess Something Weird happened at our house last night. I think it sta...