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Ten years ago yesterday, the balloon boy hoax. A man in colorado made a bogus 911 call, claiming his 6yearold son climbed into a weather balloon and flew away. My 6yearold boy, he got inside and it took off. Wheres he at . Hes in the air. Hes in the air . Yeah. Hes only, hes only 6. Jimmy turned out, the fact that the kid was only 6 was the only true part of the call. At first everyone was panicked. It made no sense. Theres no way balloon like that could lift a 60pound kid. They closed down airp...

Car horn announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, checks and unbalanced. Plus, stephen welcomes will smith and andrew scott featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen oh, my goodness hey, everybody, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, things arent going well for donald trump today. Hal...

Combat it is given only to the bravest of the brave the Service Members you are about to meet are real life heroes tonight we welcome Master Sergeant matthew williams, United States army, who served in afghanistan Staff Sergeant david bellavia, United States army, who served in iraq. And Corporal Hershel Woody Williams United States marine corps, who served in world war ii these brave servicemen have all been awarded the medal of honor for outstanding acts of valor in service to their country. I...

Participate in the impeachment probe, which it calls illegitimate what do you mean youre not participating . [ laughter ] its its an impeachment inquiry, not secret santa. No, not for me this year. You dont get to choose whether you participate . Youre like a guy getting dragged away in handcuffs, screaming, im not participating in this arrest. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, 58 of americans support the opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Trump. So congratulations, man, youre...

Because were sleeping together . No. You thought i could do it. Thats the problem. I think your personal feelings may have led you to overestimate me. You came to me. You sold me the surgery, told me that you could pull it off. And now im at fault because i believed that you its not about fault. Its about being aware so that this doesnt happen again. [ scoffs ] it will happen again. I will make decisions. You will have bad outcomes. That doesnt mean either of us was wrong. My approval had nothin...

[ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there. Welcome back to the show. Tonight from the new movie charlies angels, a very popular young throb of the heart variety, Noah Centineo is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] then, they are nominated once again at this years cma awards. Their album is called cant say i aint country. Florida georgia line from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night we have another show with patrick stewart, davine joy randolph and music from ol...

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I know more about steelworkers than anybody thats ever run for office. I know the h1b. I know the h2b. Nobody knows it better than me. A lot of people dont realize abraham lincoln, the great abraham lincoln, was a republican. laughter i love the poorly educated laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, not so sharpie plus, stephen welcomes Vice President joe biden. And musical guest pixies. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater i...

Leonard klinerock at ucla and his graduate student wanted to send a transmission from a computer at ucla to a computer at stanford to something called arpa net. It took a computer the size of a room to tell you which golden girl you are. So the actual message they sent was interesting. They wrote, lo. And then the system crashed. The full message he was trying to send was supposed to be look at this picture of my penis. We made that up . They actually were trying to send the word login. But now ...

Gordon sonde land, th gordon sondland. He was the gentleman in the mid of the ukraine negotiation. He initially said he was not involved, he didnt know anything about any quid pro quo. But then two of his colleagues testified that he did, they said he did know trump was withholding military aid in exchange for dirt on the bidens. So sondland did something highly unusual. He revised his testimony. He now says he did know that stuff he said i didnt know last week. He claims his memory was refreshe...