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Now streaming on: I like "Confessions of a Shopaholic" about as much as I disliked "Sex and the City." Both are about clueless women, but this one knows it. "SATC" is about women searching for love in most of the wrong places, and "Shopaholic" is about a woman searching for happiness in the places that are absolutely right for her: Prada, Gucci, Macys, Barneys, Saks and on down the avenue. The plotting is on automatic pilot. It needs Chesley B. Sullenberger III. There is not a single unanticipa...